i very pek chek now

[leetahbar]

for nothing, a PRC relative came to stay in our home. along with him, come with all the sickening hillbilly habits. he smokes in the air-cond guest room. the stench is worst then indo garam cigarette. when he pees, he doesn't aim properly and spray everywhere except the cistern. a few times when he poos he forgets to flush. at night, he talks very loud over his mobile which sounds like quarrelling. the wifey was startled initially and checked with him what was wrong only to realise that was his usual way of talking while on mobile.

the maids are now also complaining and couldn't accept his mannerism.

any idea how to get rid of him?

 

[streetsmart73]

hi there


1. hahaha!
2. serve you right getting some prc into your home.
3. aiyoh! just push it over the waters of bedok reservoir loh.

 

[Muthukali]

careful of your dog or neighbourhoods stray dogs. they will MIA soon, very soon.

 

[streetsmart73]

careful of your dog or neighbourhoods stray dogs. they will MIA soon, very soon.

hi there


1. thambi, don't worry about the dogs.
2. ah ram can help taking care of the canis mah!

 

[leetahbar]

the wifey trying to be nice. lst nite when he checked in, she cooked up a storm only to end up with a desert storm on the dining table. prc guest eats like a chicken - very untidy. and he eats alot. lst time we ran out of rice! in the end gotta cook 2 pkt instant noodles b4 he was satiated. by then the table was in a mess even with rice dropping around his seat :(

after the meal, we served some cut fruits. nobody dare to eat from the same platter. prc ended up eating every pieces. we were watching tv with him and heavens forbid!! he began rubbing his toes with his fingers. he smirked at us and could still say it was very shiok to ease his itchy toes. after that, he went for the fruits using his itchy fingers. oh my god!! there were forks and saucers for him to use yet he used those itchy fingers to select the fruits. instead of picking whichever he wanted, he touched almost every pieces b4 picking one.

now who dare to eat any more? :(

if u think that gross, after sitting a while, his balls began to itch. he just used his itchy fingers to scratch. everyone around him appeared to be invisible. he just did his stuff. his balls itch got more intense. holy cow!! he slipped his hand into his pant and did the scratching!!

that was the last straw! everyone excused themselves and scrambled to their own rooms :(

 

[Muthukali]

hi there


1. thambi, don't worry about the dogs.
2. ah ram can help taking care of the canis mah!

alamak, wait till Ram cum, the dogs are done by the ah tiongs liao.

 

[leetahbar]

alamak, wait till Ram cum, the dogs are done by the ah tiongs liao.

can't let him cum my home. 2 pinay maids might end up going for abortion.

 

[laksaboy]

Take this:

chase Ah Tiong relative out, and warn him not to come back again.

Problem solved.

 

[greedy and cunning]

you can expect that from china man who grow up during the period of mao dynasty.
mao did not provide education , only propaganda to brain wash people into believing how great he was.

you need another 50 ,100 years before the china man start to recite beautify poetry and paint great pictures again.

 

[Kuailan]

YOu have made a BIG MISTAKE by letting him into your home!
Next her would asked his relative to come and stay with you and more will
join in for FREE!! This is AH Tiong Style!

This happened to one of my relative 50yrs old married a PRC? end up
her father and mother came and stay in the house, they treat his home
like hotel, eat leave plates on table expect him to clear and wash up, his PRC
wife also the same, treat her home like hotel never make up the bed
let her husband do the laundary, I told him he should divorce her and kick her out
of the house!! or send her back to China!

 

[erection2015]

its ok bro...i can do both procedures for free.

can't let him cum my home. 2 pinay maids might end up going for abortion.

 

[Cruxx]

for nothing, a PRC relative came to stay in our home. along with him, come with all the sickening hillbilly habits. he smokes in the air-cond guest room. the stench is worst then indo garam cigarette. when he pees, he doesn't aim properly and spray everywhere except the cistern. a few times when he poos he forgets to flush. at night, he talks very loud over his mobile which sounds like quarrelling. the wifey was startled initially and checked with him what was wrong only to realise that was his usual way of talking while on mobile.

the maids are now also complaining and couldn't accept his mannerism.

any idea how to get rid of him?

Have you tried to seek help from Chee Soon Juan?

 

[leetahbar]

YOu have made a BIG MISTAKE by letting him into your home!
Next her would asked his relative to come and stay with you and more will
join in for FREE!! This is AH Tiong Style!

This happened to one of my relative 50yrs old married a PRC? end up
her father and mother came and stay in the house, they treat his home
like hotel, eat leave plates on table expect him to clear and wash up, his PRC
wife also the same, treat her home like hotel never make up the bed
let her husband do the laundary, I told him he should divorce her and kick her out
of the house!! or send her back to China!

but the wifey is no prc but her distant relatives are. we don't even know who is who.

anyway should be leaving very soon. lucky din extend stay for cny or else....

 

[leetahbar]

Have you tried to seek help from Chee Soon Juan?

chee soon juan should share some of his domestic affair like if his taiwanese relatives cum to stay with him would there be fistings and slippers throwing and slapping?

 

[spotter542]

Next time round , your PRC relative will jio the whole village to stay for free in your house
Make sure you do not have any pet dog , it may end up on the dinner table

 

[Ramseth]

any idea how to get rid of him?

Your trouble is you're gay and that's a him. If that's a her, I can help you. PRC girls staying in my home have never caused problems for me. They cooked for me, washed the dishes, ironed my clothes, showered and slept with me. My trouble came when once I went over to PRC to stay in her home.

Her brother was worse than Singapore gangsters in my uncles' era. He was very nice to me as a guest and potential brother-in-law. But the way he spoke, walked and drove in the streets was terrible, ready for a fight any time and one did happened whilst I was there, though he kept me out of it and I wasn't involved physically. Had I impregnated her before we broke up and said goodbye, I think he'd kill me with the crowbar in his van. Fortunately, that didn't happen.

careful of your dog or neighbourhoods stray dogs. they will MIA soon, very soon.

PRCs and Viets are very good with dogs. Ever since PRC and Viet arrivals in Singapore, stray dog problems were mostly solved. If he catches and cooks one, please call me. I'm thinking of suggesting making Ponggol a PRC and Viet village. Then we can solve the recent stray dog problems there too.

 

[leetahbar]

Your trouble is you're gay and that's a him. If that's a her, I can help you. PRC girls staying in my home have never caused problems for me. They cooked for me, washed the dishes, ironed my clothes, showered and slept with me. My trouble came when once I went over to PRC to stay in her home.

Her brother was worse than Singapore gangsters in my uncles' era. He was very nice to me as a guest and potential brother-in-law. But the way he spoke, walked and drove in the streets was terrible, ready for a fight any time and one did happened whilst I was there, though he kept me out of it and I wasn't involved physically. Had I impregnated her before we broke up and said goodbye, I think he'd kill me with the crowbar in his van. Fortunately, that didn't happen.



PRCs and Viets are very good with dogs. Ever since PRC and Viet arrivals in Singapore, stray dog problems were mostly solved. If he catches and cooks one, please call me. I'm thinking of suggesting making Ponggol a PRC and Viet village. Then we can solve the recent stray dog problems there too.

what a shame! she didn't ve an abortion. so u got a foot with her brother instead?

 

[leetahbar]

pesky prc relative had left but he left some of his pets behind. bedbugs!!

 

[Ramseth]

what a shame! she didn't ve an abortion. so u got a foot with her brother instead?

With her, lucky she wasn't pregnant. Otherwise, I might be in trouble. Her brother was an former 武警少尉 (military police lieutenant). That's why so 嚣张。He resigned and ran a cybercafe during the China internet boom. He's straight and quite a cheongster too, brought me to cheong KTV and had fun with KTV girls.

 

[Raiders]

With her, lucky she wasn't pregnant. Otherwise, I might be in trouble. Her brother was an former 武警少尉 (military police lieutenant). That's why so 嚣张。He resigned and ran a cybercafe during the China internet boom. He's straight and quite a cheongster too, brought me to cheong KTV and had fun with KTV girls.

I used to think that you only know how to fight and eat dog meat. But now I think we can be good friends