TPL Pics - Captions Please

[ivebert]

Take your pick

 

[dankos]

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Old Uncle : ooi, your neh neh why so small.

 

[nin-nao-hiah]

"Remember ah..girl, later talk propurlee ah..., when people scold you, dun cry ah....U be good girl I buy u one more bag."

"U siao boh, ur standard wan to charht me $50 for one shot! Gipp Uncle free Uncle also donch wan!"

"Auntie! I didn't lie! I never say my MP pay give you half to buy bag! I never said that! Its your mistake! Don't blame me hor!"

 

[wikiphile]

Don't worry aunty, i will buy better bags next time now that i am an elected MP

 

[Papsmearer]

"What u mean, my panty is showing behind my pants?"

"Don't pull my hair like that, I like it"

"Who say u can touch me, you pervert"

 

[Papsmearer]

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"Aiyah, why $20 blowjob cannot? Geylang I can get for sure. Marine Parade nearer for me"

 

[Papsmearer]

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"Auntie, I know what u mean, my husband beat me also, see the bruise on my left arm?"

 

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[cheowyonglee]

mai leh bro.respect her as she is our MP now leh.wait knn sue by her how??? but then... WP go go go!!!

 

[middaydog]

" Mum, I am so glad that now I can bring you to Universal studio "

 

[KNNBCCB]

Mui mui... later remember don't stomp your feet on stage ok ?

Chio eh ! Ai mai kam wa lan jiao ? Ur mouth very big can take 2 uncle here leh !

Don't worry ah mah give me few more years i will come and help with your cpf.
You don't GO UP so early ok? Else the money we makan habis !

 

[cooleo]

PAPpy Dog: Miss Tin, your Kate Spade bag ordered liao. Next Fri, can deliver to your house. Woof!
TPL (whisper): You got make sure use DHL Express?!

 

[NJustice4all]

Eh, sori but your husband juz called and said your house burnt down liao because you left the oven on.

 

[KNNBCCB]

Chio eh ! It‘s me Uncle Botak Middy. How tonight ? 69 or doggie ?

 

[talkincock]

Life has been good to me. I just need to ride the coattail of Woody.
And i get paid 15K a month while under-study Hehe..

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Re: Petition to remove Tin Pei Ling
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...&type=1&ref=nf

Here is what our MP: Ms Tin Pei Ling wore during voting day. Beside her is her husband Ng How Yue (Principle private secretary to PM Lee hsien loong) ... now

u know how she becomes an MP ?

 

[cheowyonglee]

Life has been good to me. I just need to ride the coattail of Woody.
And i get paid 15K a month while under-study Hehe..

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disgrace leh!!! like this if let the world know how our system work, malu leh.so paisei to tell the world i am a singaporean with this kind of link link system.LOL....

 

[postnew]

I want kate spade bag!
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[Papsmearer]

Really. I tell u ah. this is how I carry Gay Loong's balls, otherwise, how I can become MP?

 

[Papsmearer]

No seriously, this is the largest thing I ever shoved up my vagina.