Life Is Hard

life very hard indeed...look at how many jobs i've had done in order to survive :o:
Real-estate agent
Manuscript reader
Screenwriter
Hand model
Sales rep for rest stop supply company
Marine biologist
Architect
Assistant to the traveling secretary for New York Yankees
Sales rep for playground-equipment company (Play Now)
Representative for Kruger Industrial Smoothing
Computer Salesman
Car Mover
Importer/Exporter (Vandelay Industries)
 
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Costanza said:
life very hard indeed...look at how many jobs i've had done in order to survive :o:
Real-estate agent
Manuscript reader
Screenwriter
Hand model
Sales rep for rest stop supply company
Marine biologist
Architect
Assistant to the traveling secretary for New York Yankees
Sales rep for playground-equipment company (Play Now)
Representative for Kruger Industrial Smoothing
Computer Salesman
Car Mover
Importer/Exporter (Vandelay Industries)
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Walaneh ....

Mine :

Pork Seller
Beef noodle hawker
Oil trader .....
 
Forvendet said:
You don't bluff. Your jobs are:

Supermarket cashiers' boss
KTV ladies' boss
Turf club bookies' boss
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Oi .... U no anyhow say hor.

I now have to clock 12 hr shifts everyday for only $55.

I know rich people like you like to laugh at us downtrdden. However, we are doing an honest day work !!
 
Your beef noodle couldn't make it, that's why become security guard? :rolleyes: :p
 
Equalisation said:
Oi .... U no anyhow say hor.

I now have to clock 12 hr shifts everyday for only $55.

I know rich people like you like to laugh at us downtrdden. However, we are doing an honest day work !!
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Hello drifter aka Equalisation aka kukubird58 :D:D:D:D

They should just pay you $78

You like cheebye (78) anyway
 
Costanza said:
life very hard indeed...look at how many jobs i've had done in order to survive :o:
Marine biologist
Architect
Importer/Exporter (Vandelay Industries)
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Those listed above are figments of your imagination. :D
 
Equalisation said:
Walaneh ....

Mine :

Pork Seller
Beef noodle hawker
Oil trader .....
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Don't forget:
Driver
Retired driver
Big time stock trader
KTV goer
Horse punter
Party giver (since your house is the biggest among your relatives)

:rolleyes: :D
 
You know why Equalisation is claiming to be a security guard now? Because his wife kicked him down from bedroom upstairs after he vomitted on their bed. Now he pitches a tent by the pond and guards the gate. But still, always sneaks out to KTV or turf club now and then. He's taking MRT now because his wife confiscated his car key too. :D
 
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Life is not so hard when you remove as many desires like sex, love, companionship, money, power, etc and fears like death, sickness, divorce, unemployment, loneliness, poverty, etc as possible.
You will be able to move from a state where you are constantly in a flux between being needy and scared, to one where you want and fear nothing and nobody.
 
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