Sikh soldiers and their commandments in time of War

[Sikodolaukazzz]

Please remember to wash your turban

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No angly arrrrhhhhhhh
I like to joke one like in my NS days

 

[True Believer]

Just one Singh. What's the name of the sikh who works three days a week? Sarjeet Singh What's the name of the sikh ambulance driver? Baboo Singh.

Who was the Sikh who joined the Cambodian scam syndicate? Sum Singh.

 

[glockman]

Who was the Sikh who joined the Cambodian scam syndicate? Sum Singh.

And what do you call a juvenile singh? Singlet.

 

[True Believer]

And what do you call a juvenile singh? Singlet.

After Manchester United's poor start to the season, these Sikh
fans admitted that it was embarra-singh supporting this club.

 

[True Believer]

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?​

Answer: Sikhs

 

[True Believer]

Khushwant Singh: "Once I was travelling from Mumbai to S'pore when a woman in the next seat asked: "What are you?" I replied, "I am Sikh." "I am sorry, I hope you get well soon." I replied: "I am not sick of the body. I am Sikh as of religion." The lady shook hands with me and said: "It is nice meeting you, I am also sick of religion."

 

[glockman]

After Manchester United's poor start to the season, these Sikh
fans admitted that it was embarra-singh supporting this club.

so many singh jokes, they are like the Asian Irish

 

[True Believer]

Just one Singh. What's the name of the sikh who works three days a week? Sarjeet Singh What's the name of the sikh ambulance driver? Baboo Singh.

What was the Sikh soldier, who deserted at the Battle of Amritsar, doing when the MPs found him? He was relax-singh.

 

[True Believer]

so many singh jokes, they are like the Asian Irish

An English, Scottish and Irish person tried to sneak into the stadium for the Commonwealth Games athletics competition by claiming to be competitors. They were stopped by security who demanded proof that they were athletes. The Englishman took a metal pole from the nearby construction site and claimed to be competing in the javelin event. The Scotsman took a man hole cover from the road and claimed to be competing in the discus. The clueless Irishman cut a piece of fence surrounding the stadium, and claimed to be competing in fencing.

 

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No angly arrrrhhhhhhh I like to joke one like in my NS days

Why are there so many hospitals in the Punjab? Nearly everyone is Sikh.

 

[True Believer]

A man wakes up 1 morning to find that he has grown a beard and is wearing a turban. He calls his boss to see if he can get the day off.
Man: "Boss, I just woke up with a turban and a long, thick beard. I think I need a day to figure things out."
Boss: " So what are you trying to say?"
Man: "I am calling in Sikh."

 

[Sikodolaukazzz]

Some may think it is funny.
Now many of you may be lau peh's but have still not learnt any life lessons.

"A minute's pleasure lifelong suffering."

But still wish you guys good luck