Identify this

[cooleo]

- dark in color
- speaks English that only their kind can apprehend
- carries a haversack bearing names of IT-related companies such as Accenture, Microsoft, IBM etc
- usually sports a moustache
- gan phua stingy
- looks down on their own race
- usually has a fat tummy due to consumption of their unhealthy oily food
- well known for being able to talk cock but can't do work at all
- graduated from some unknown uni from their native country
- been known to be tiko peks

clue: I _ D _ AN I.T Professional

 

[tititata]

Whoever guess this correctly will be entitled to 1 free "NAAN THE NAY" bread!

 

[Ramseth]

No need guess. Just walk along Serangoon somewhere between Rochor Canal and Kitchener.

 

[mscitw]

Despite the nehs' problems with themselves using the caste system, u have to hand it to the chinks when it comes to punishing themselves.

During from 1937-1945, it took great effort for the japs to kill 20 million chinks. While Japs were swallowing North east china happily, the Nationalist bandits were avoiding a fight with the japs to save their energies to deal with the commies. The commies used the same tactics and actually wanted the nationalist bandits to exhaust themselves fighting the japs.

After the Great Butcher Mao took over, he achieved the same target during his horrific 'Great Leap Forward'. Close to 20 million chinks died because everyone was busily making pig iron, attending meetings and fabricating figures to make Mao happy, no one tended the fields.

When the Jap PM visited Mao, it was claimed Mao thanked the Japs for their efforts in weakening the Nationalists and Mao was on the record for rejecting Jap war reparations.

Hence the chinks, as a race are disunited and are often better at killing their own kind.

 

[Ramseth]

Hence the chinks, as a race are disunited and are often better at killing their own kind.

It's historical tradition. Chinese don't blink at killing their own. Emperor Qin Shihuang set a record of 200,000 kills and live burials to unify China. Hardly 20 years later, Chu Bawang Xiang Yu broke that record, though he ulltimate lost to Liu Bang (eventually Emperor Han Gaozu).

 

[kingrant]

Despite the chinks' maniacal homicidal instincts, even these early attempts to control the population explosion failed, judging by the massive continent bursting with humanity. They kill themselves, yet gave birth to many more murderous zonks.

 

[elephanto]

This thread veri funny one...

Started by courtesy lion as a 'friendly dig' at you-know-who...
others join in the fun...

Then Bro mscitw either loves naan or want to speak up for those who loves naan - so want to make the chinks look bad by stressing their genocidal tragedies ....

But he didn't get the baiting response he is looking for ...

Bro Kingrant & Rameth instead gave him more documentary support ....

LOL ! ! ! none the nay !

 

[elephanto]

Share share this adapted joke ...

3 indians 3 Chinese take train ...
3 indians buy 3 tickets, 3 chinese buy 1 ticket ...

When ticket inspector came, 3 chinese hid in toilet.
'knock knock, ticket please..', hand came out with ticket ... inspector collect & OK !

Going back, 3 Indians buy 1 ticket... the chinese ? didn't buy tickets...

3 indians hid in toilet.
Chinese knock on toilet door 'ticket please....', hand came out with ticket ...
Chinese took ticket & all 3 disappear ....

 

[cooleo]

Wait till I go dig up documentary evidence on the following:

a certain group of people who
- molest women at foam parties
- scold their own race
- got cocks so short that they need condom makers to make small condoms
- dua kang yao siu and say their cuisine can only be learned by ethnic peoe from their shitty native country. Local singaporeans cannot learn wor!
- lazy fuckers who write to papers requesting for sensors inside lifts
- demand that mandarin be taught in English

 

[po2wq]

It's historical tradition. Chinese don't blink at killing their own. Emperor Qin Shihuang set a record of 200,000 kills and live burials to unify China. Hardly 20 years later, Chu Bawang Xiang Yu broke that record, though he ulltimate lost to Liu Bang (eventually Emperor Han Gaozu).

put ze brame squarely on dat 江山如此多娇 ... wat 2 do? ... :(

北国风光，千里冰封，万里雪飘。
望长城内外，惟余莽莽；
大河上下，顿失滔滔。
山舞银蛇，原驰蜡象，欲与天公试比高。
须晴日，看红装素裹，分外妖娆。

江山如此多娇 ...

 

[boring]

No need guess. Just walk along Serangoon somewhere between Rochor Canal and Kitchener.

no need go serangoon, they r everywhere now, they might be ur neighbour!

 

[boring]

- dark in color
- speaks English that only their kind can apprehend
- carries a haversack bearing names of IT-related companies such as Accenture, Microsoft, IBM etc
- usually sports a moustache
- gan phua stingy
- looks down on their own race
- usually has a fat tummy due to consumption of their unhealthy oily food
- well known for being able to talk cock but can't do work at all
- graduated from some unknown uni from their native country
- been known to be tiko peks

clue: I _ D _ AN I.T Professional

not necessary dark, some r brown, light brown...

 

[allanlee]

not necessary dark, some r brown, light brown...

The shiny ebony black as night ah neh isn't too bad...... it's their fairer skin compatriots that are the trouble-makers

 

[elephanto]

The shiny ebony black as night ah neh isn't too bad...... it's their fairer skin compatriots that are the trouble-makers

very insightful..... bengali & tamil relatively fine, the snooty fair skin ones think they are eurasian or better !

 

[kingrant]

But say what, their fair-skinned women are some of the most beautiful in the world. Ashwarya Rai...

They have made it into the centrefold of Playboy. You all can screw the men, but I'll focus on the gals...

 

[Ah Guan]

- dark in color
- speaks English that only their kind can apprehend
- carries a haversack bearing names of IT-related companies such as Accenture, Microsoft, IBM etc
- usually sports a moustache
- gan phua stingy
- looks down on their own race
- usually has a fat tummy due to consumption of their unhealthy oily food
- well known for being able to talk cock but can't do work at all
- graduated from some unknown uni from their native country
- been known to be tiko peks

- like to show off their Bollywood ringtones by NOT SILENCING THEIR PHONES DURING OFFICE HOURS/MEETINGS!

How fucking rude is that!?

 

[wonerman]

Go to Changi South & u see APLENTY! Another dark area to be reckoned!

No need guess. Just walk along Serangoon somewhere between Rochor Canal and Kitchener.