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Mid autumn is coming soon and my irrigating auntie neighbour keep Singapore 月亮代表我的心。 how to tell her to stop singing?

You could try using your KKJ? Make her Sui Tart Lan ... :o-o:
 
月亮代表我的心
安迪別再那麼拼
歌聲嗱唄夠難聽
五音不全還破音
 
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even bon jovi buay tahan mooning must sing this song.
 
你問我到底能多深
我只有七公分
我的情也真
我的龜頭潤
妹妹請你吃 ice cream

你問我到底能多深
我勃起十八分
我的情不移
我包皮未割
妹妹請你吸 ice cream

輕輕的一口吸
已經帶走我的心
深深的大力戳
叫我思念到如今

你問我到底能多深
質疑我幾公分
你來量一量
你來嚐一嚐
妹妹請你吃 ice cream

@blackmondy
 
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你問我到底能多深
我只有七公分
我的情也真
我的精更真
妹妹請你吃 ice cream

你問我到底能多深
我勃起十八分
我的情不移
我的精不腥
妹妹請你吸 ice cream

輕輕的一口吸
已經帶走我的心
深深的大力戳
叫我思念到如今

你問我到底能多深
質疑我幾公分
你來量一量
你來嚐一嚐
妹妹請你吃 ice cream

@blackmondy
不错, 淫意十足。
 
不错, 淫意十足。
因为我脑海里不停的浮现你那副 ‘淫贱不能移’ 的猥亵模样写出来自然是配合你的形象。

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