Heaven Sword and Dragon Sabre - 2022 lao tiko 王晶 edition

[Balls2U]

 

[Balls2U]

KNN! Donnie Yen as 张三丰.

 

[laksaboy]

Prediction: crappy CGI, forgettable soundtrack and ridiculous deviation from the novel's storyline.

 

[blackmondy]

Looks shitty.

 

[NanoRay]

Raymond Lam looks like this guy:

 

[blackmondy]

Just rewatch the classic one lah !

 

[shittypore]

When will tos Kung Fu masters win an Olympic Gold in High Jump.

 

[red amoeba]

get a bunch of oldies past sale date HK actors to partner with unknown PRC actress....that's the playbook nowadays?

 

[blackmondy]

get a bunch of oldies past sale date HK actors to partner with unknown PRC actress....that's the playbook nowadays?

习猪头说过：要做个明白人。
Even if they don't like it, these hongkee actors have to lan-lan act in shitty tiong movies to show their allegiance to the CCPee.

 

[jw5]

They should have a pornographic version of this great classic.

 

[blackmondy]

They should have a pornographic version of this great classic.

They should make a porn version of 射雕英雄传 and name it as 射精英雄传, aka Tales of the Ejaculating Heroes....

 

[jw5]

They should make a porn version of 射雕英雄传 and name it as 射精英雄传, aka Tales of the Ejaculating Heroes....

The whole movie can hear the sound of "Pew pew pew" but it ain't the sound of shooting arrows or flying condors.

 

[blackmondy]

The whole movie can hear the sound of "Pew pew pew" but it ain't the sound of shooting arrows or flying condors.

Every episode will end in a climax, no pun intended.

 

[vamjok]

lol the botak porn king as xie xun, he act how many times in that role and Ao Bai also lol

 

[jw5]

Just rewatch the classic one lah !

This version also quite classic.

 

[jw5]

This is a Taiwanese production with a Taiwanese lead actor 馬景濤 and several HK co-stars.

 

[Balls2U]

The classic of all classics.

 

[Balls2U]

The classic of all classics.

It seems that Sek Kin had signed on for the role of 金毛狮王 permanently.

 

[jw5]

This is another HK version with 吳啟華 in the lead role.

 

[blackmondy]

The classic of all classics.

Thanks to such classics my Cantonese became proficient. They actually spoke more proper Cantonese that the slangish kind we hear today.