BREAKING : PM Loong Giving Update @4pm today (3 Apr 20)

[nayr69sg]

Is Universal Studios still going to be open?

 

[jw5]

No need to wait, here is the first batch - Cheng Li Hui.

Still waiting for the first batch of photos of PAP politician dogs wearing masks out in public.

Surely that’s a slap on their shameless faces for their no mask folly previously.

 

[SBFNews]

No need to wait, here is the first batch - Cheng Li Hui.

Maybe got one or two MP tio covided liao

 

[CPTMiller]

Does she mean the government ensure local get pay salary during this closure period??

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

This fucktard looked so pale that I thought my LG UHD tv needs to be replaced. For fuck’s sake, he really needs a damn mask!

 

[nayr69sg]

This fucktard looked so pale that I thought my LG UHD tv needs to be replaced. For fuck’s sake, he really needs a damn mask!

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He looks barely alive!

eh I think there is a new virus in sinkieland......the ZOMBIE virus!

Quick get all sinkies to pull out all their teeth! Then it wont spread.

 

[laksaboy]

This is why you need term limits. Being PM is not a lifelong career like the Vatican Pope.

Unless of course, you're a Chinese/Asian dictator besotted with the 'divine mandate to rule' (the ang mohs used to have it until the Magna Carta) and you're a feckless 官二代 who wants to be a country's 人民领袖 paramount leader.

 

[glockman]

What is a 'basic haircut service'? Men's haircut or women's haircut? How about shave and shampoo?

Dude, basic hair cut -> scissors and comb. No dyeing/colouring, no perm, no wash, no sextra (HJ and BJ). And shave yourself lah! KNN!

 

[laksaboy]

Dude, basic hair cut -> scissors and comb. No dying/colouring, no perm, no wash, no sextra (HJ and BJ). And shave yourself lah! KNN!

I do like the additional services offered by the barber.

 

[glockman]

I do like the additional services offered by the barber.

With so much cosmic energy and fancy handwork, Baba the barber should start his own cult. Attract lots of western women (they love this far east mystical shit), and then have out of this world sex with everyone of them.

 

[glockman]

DIE DIE don't want to say LOCKDOWN.

Its called CIRCUIT BREAKER.
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Malaysia - MCO (Movement Control Order)
Thailand - C (Curfew)
Other countries - L (Lockdown)
Singapore - We call it CB (Circuit Breaker).
Next level will be CCB - complete circuit breaker

 

[glockman]

Nabei! Casino how? I just bought 3k Annual levy to pass my time there? If close, can get REFUND?

Sure can get refund. Please go to the casino cashier's booth, they will process the refund for you, plus add on a few hundred bucks for the inconvenience they've caused you.

 

[glockman]

F&B suppose not allow dine in.
So you can take away Tiger Beer Ladies

In all honesty, I will be doing that. The beer ladies need the extra income, but I will be discerning in my choices. It's a buyers market, so we can be picky.

 

[CPTMiller]

In all honesty, I will be doing that. The beer ladies need the extra income, but I will be discerning in my choices. It's a buyers market, so we can be picky.

Good luck bro

 

[glockman]

Is Universal Studios still going to be open?

Yes bro. They provide an essential service.

 

[glockman]

This fucktard looked so pale that I thought my LG UHD tv needs to be replaced. For fuck’s sake, he really needs a damn mask!

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He looks barely alive!

eh I think there is a new virus in sinkieland......the ZOMBIE virus!

Quick get all sinkies to pull out all their teeth! Then it wont spread.

He's looking very pale and frail, almost corpse-like. Even the pink shirt and red tie did not make his face look rosier.

 

[glockman]

Good luck bro

Best to you too bro! Wear cap hor.

 

[SBFNews]

Malaysia - MCO (Movement Control Order)
Thailand - C (Curfew)
Other countries - L (Lockdown)
Singapore - We call it CB (Circuit Breaker).
Next level will be CCB - complete circuit breaker

After CCB is???

 

[glockman]

After CCB is???

If I can think of something I 'll let you know. Now need to chiong Sheng Siong to hoard 150%.

 

[SBFNews]

If I can think of something I 'll let you know. Now need to chiong Sheng Siong to hoard 150%.

Hoard so much for what??? siao ah?