BREAKING : PM Loong Giving Update @4pm today (3 Apr 20)

[hofmann]

The xia suay panic buying is happening again now. Looks like sinkies don't trust our dear leeder.

The aunty owner at the local minimart was dam happy! She was beaming ear to ear at the brisk business in her shop.

I usually buy my odds and ends from her and she's always black face. Today first time see her smile in dunno how many years.

 

[no_faith]

Agree no lockdown
In the past quaratine in st john island also no lockdown
Unless he want to the the 1st

 

[SBFNews]

The aunty owner at the local minimart was dam happy! She was beaming ear to ear at the brisk business in her shop.

I usually buy my odds and ends from her and she's always black face. Today first time see her smile in dunno how many years.

And 3 days later she will be infected with covid and then end up in NCID

 

[glockman]

KNN my uncle received some updates - sg will be divided into 4 leegions I.e NSEW KNN peasant from north cannot go S E and W KNN

My uncle, I mean me also received this top secret information. Message self-destructed within 5 seconds!

 

[glockman]

The aunty owner at the local minimart was dam happy! She was beaming ear to ear at the brisk business in her shop.

I usually buy my odds and ends from her and she's always black face. Today first time see her smile in dunno how many years.

Always nice to hear positive news during these tough times! Hurray for that aunty!

 

[sweetiepie]

The xia suay panic buying is happening again now. Looks like sinkies don't trust our dear leeder.

 

[hofmann]

And 3 days later she will be infected with covid and then end up in NCID

Don't curse her la, it's like the parable of the horse...

 

[SBFNews]

From next Tues, all can start masturbating at home. No need go work

 

[sweetiepie]

My uncle, I mean me also received this top secret information. Message self-destructed within 5 seconds!

KNN this shows how credible you and my uncle are in this forum KNN tell lies nor spread fake news is not our motto KNN

 

[A Singaporean]

Gold standard ha ha. WHO to withdraw this acolade.

 

[SBFNews]

Alamak, will Singapore Pools be closed?

 

[THE_CHANSTER]

I'm off to NTUC FairPrice to get my toilet rolls.

 

[laksaboy]

Wow all these impromptu mid-day pressies recently. Now the towkay is doing it himself. Shit must be getting serious.

 

[laksaboy]

I'm off to NTUC FairPrice to get my toilet rolls.

If your anus is tough and strong, sandpaper is a good second option.

 

[laksaboy]

Gold standard ha ha. WHO to withdraw this acolade.

WHO has lost all credibility. Expect a massive shakeup after the pandemic is over.

 

[SBFNews]

Mask policy only roti prata flip

 

[A Singaporean]

Mask is OK now. Fucking cheeby.

 

[SBFNews]

Circuit Breaker should have done long long ago.

 

[Leepotism]

Will issue reusable masks to all households. Now then wake up.

 

[sweetiepie]

Will issue reusable masks to all households. Now then wake up.

KNN rast time my uncle said sun tan mask people say mask cannot reuse now become can KNN