Serious Newton was smart and a virgin

He was probably gay. Back then they would not speak of it.
 
We were fortunate Newton was a virgin and while alone playing with his balls, formulated how spherical bodies circled and attract each other.

I will play with mine tomorrow in the hope that I can settle Quantum physics and Relativity.
 
He must have been also playing with his balls when the apple fell from the tree onto his head. :biggrin:

We were fortunate Newton was a virgin and while alone playing with his balls, formulated how spherical bodies circled and attract each other.

I will play with mine tomorrow in the hope that I can settle Quantum physics and Relativity.
 
He found the explanation to his virginity - gravity. Explains limp penis n sagging breasts.
 
Maybe he did? This is a picture of him and his ex wife Elaine Mason. :biggrin:

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feel bad for hawkings that he dreamt of black holes but could not enter one.
 
Maybe he did? This is a picture of him and his ex wife Elaine Mason. :biggrin:

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ok, he married twice. first was jane wilde a brunette, and they had children. 2nd was a red hole well after he succumbed to the debilitating disease. not sure if they cumsummated or she remained a virgin.
 
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