What do you think of my pickup line?

[micromachine]

Gal asks moi if I am a foodie.

Sure I like to eat, I told her.

So she asked me what I loved to eat

My reply: PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bobby]

Gal asks moi if I am a foodie.

Sure I like to eat, I told her.

So she asked me what I loved to eat

My reply: PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!

If she is a ah lian...you should reply that you love to eat (in mandarin) prawn noodles.

 

[eatshitndie]

luncheon meat "deep" fried with seaweed.

 

[laksaboy]

If you're dealing with ah lian, challenge her to bowling or snooker, and say if you win you be her bf, whether she like it or not.

 

[syed putra]

Maybe a good health insurance will be required. Just in case,

 

[AhMeng]

luncheon meat "deep" fried with seaweed.

What if the girl is Madam Virgin?
How should the pick up line be?

 

[Semaj2357]

What if the girl is Madam Virgin?
How should the pick up line be?

"I is soli, cannot be of servide to you - the nearest mama shop is aloun der korner and they is sell battery wan"

 

[no_faith]

What if the girl is Madam Virgin?
How should the pick up line be?

"Do you bleed?"

 

[micromachine]

after looking at all your responses, limpei decided limpei's one is still da best. super fucking direct!!!!!

 

[AhMeng]

"Do you bleed?"

if she says no? Then means wat?

 

[po2wq]

did u get 2 eat? ...

 

[no_faith]

if she says no? Then means wat?

Means she is not virgin?
But cannot be she claimed no consummate
Or she consumed by other street guy?

 

[sweetiepie]

What if the girl is Madam Virgin?
How should the pick up line be?

KNN since lao gin say hokkien the bestest will use hokkien "lai kah lin ah gu kum" KNN

 

[laksaboy]

after looking at all your responses, limpei decided limpei's one is still da best. super fucking direct!!!!!

If directness is what you seek, surely nothing beats this:

 

[halsey02]

luncheon meat "deep" fried with seaweed.

I don't like the 'seaweed'. I usually ask the woman to harvest them. In another language, longanisa with the bun, would be nice, without the seaweed & plenty of mayo oozing out.

 

[AhMeng]

Means she is not virgin?
But cannot be she claimed no consummate
Or she consumed by other street guy?

She is virgin lah. I honestly believe her. Serious

 

[Bacccarat]

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Oooo....

sensitive word sighted.



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[eatshitndie]

What if the girl is Madam Virgin?
How should the pick up line be?

"i happen to be handyman. do you need hard to reach tight spots and cobwebs to be cleaned? free of charge of course."

 

[halsey02]

"AhMeng said:
What if the girl is Madam Virgin?
How should the pick up line be?"

OMG!....1819 Vintage!

 

[eatshitndie]

"AhMeng said:
What if the girl is Madam Virgin?
How should the pick up line be?"

OMG!....1819 Vintage!

1369 quanzhou "hokkien harbor was hooker haven" rancid vintage.