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Nice & Shoik! I just did my own Saudi Khashoggi Torture Execution MAX! Whack+Drown in my pee + BBQ!

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For months there was this Bath Room Lizard Pest in my house, spotted countless times at night sneaking.

3am I went to pee and caught sight of it in an area that it can not hide / take cover, half way I not yet fully finished peeing. KNN!

I whacked it few times with bathroom floor mat until it past out. Then swept into mini-dust pan and dumped into my pee in toilet hole. Wanted to watch it drown in my pee, but for 2 mins it managed to stay afloat and craw on surface of water. KNN!

I pour a few cc of Zippo lighter fuel into the water, the fuel float on surface and side of ceramic got oily, the bastard have no chance to climb up to escape.

I went to find kitchen lighter. Few drops of Zippo lighter fuel on piece of toilet paper, lighted on flame and dumped into toilet where lizard pest swam in my pee.

Boom! A mini explosion had flames rising up above toilet seat level!

BBQ the bastard inside my pee. Can hear a bit of cracking and sizzling noises like cooking. Bastard now sank into my pee and can no longer move. The flame reduced within a min.

I fear the heat my crack damage my toilet bowl ceramic. So I cut short the show, I flushed the toilet. Good Bye farewell my little bathroom pest Khashoggi!

I may want to travel Saudi for holiday - planning now.

Good Night! Sweet dreaming Khashoggi!



Shiok!
 
crossbow_sg said:
For months there was this Bath Room Lizard Pest in my house, spotted countless times at night sneaking.
3am I went to pee and caught sight of it in an area that it can not hide / take cover, half way I not yet fully finished peeing. KNN!
I whacked it few times with bathroom floor mat until it past out. Then swept into mini-dust pan and dumped into my pee in toilet hole. Wanted to watch it drown in my pee, but for 2 mins it managed to stay afloat and craw on surface of water. KNN!
I pour a few cc of Zippo lighter fuel into the water, the fuel float on surface and side of ceramic got oily, the bastard have no chance to climb up to escape.
I went to find kitchen lighter. Few drops of Zippo lighter fuel on piece of toilet paper, lighted on flame and dumped into toilet where lizard pest swam in my pee.
Boom! A mini explosion had flames rising up above toilet seat level!
BBQ the bastard inside my pee. Can hear a bit of cracking and sizzling noises like cooking. Bastard now sank into my pee and can no longer move. The flame reduced within a min.
I fear the heat my crack damage my toilet bowl ceramic. So I cut short the show, I flushed the toilet. Good Bye farewell my little bathroom pest Khashoggi!
I may want to travel Saudi for holiday - planning now.
Good Night! Sweet dreaming Khashoggi!

Shiok!
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Remove the lizard and the insects will thrive.
Ready the insecticide for your next deadLEE battle.
 
Kopi0Kosong said:
Remove the lizard and the insects will thrive.
Ready the insecticide for your next deadLEE battle.
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No insects that these lizards could catch. Only occasionally fruit flies, but they are not even near where this stupid lizard knows how to find.

Long ago got miniature ants at dinning table hidden inside furniture's tiny cavity. I used insecticide to exterminate them all. If I let lizard eat them, they may together form a lasting eco-system in my home. I will faint.
 
crossbow_sg said:
No insects that these lizards could catch. Only occasionally fruit flies, but they are not even near where this stupid lizard knows how to find.
Long ago got miniature ants at dinning table hidden inside furniture's tiny cavity. I used insecticide to exterminate them all. If I let lizard eat them, they may together form a lasting eco-system in my home. I will faint.
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Useless lizard deserves to be eLEEminated. I agree. Many Singaporeans would agree too.
My house lizard also like to do walkabout, visiting neighbouring houses. It leaves behind a trail of shit.
I hate this lizard. Is it rue that the house lizard belongs to the Gecko famiLEE?
 
whoami said:
Yes. Roaches are worst! Even soap also they eat. Hw come tak mati ya?
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roaches are one of the hardest thing to kill, practically indestructible... unless you practice what Margaret Chan does... "I'll crush you like a cockroach..."
 
zhihau said:
roaches are one of the hardest thing to kill, practically indestructible... unless you practice what Margaret Chan does... "I'll crush you like a cockroach..."
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But it will dirty my shoes...or foot. At time no time to look for my swap, in a hurry i just use my hand to smash on it. Wahlou, left a stench and mess all over the kitchen top. Used lots of soap to wash my hand. Took some time for the stench to go away...:frown:
 
zhihau said:
roaches are one of the hardest thing to kill, practically indestructible... unless you practice what Margaret Chan does... "I'll crush you like a cockroach..."
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Put on your slippers and STOMP on them! Piang! Piang! Piang! But afterwards you need to cleanup their broken limbs and shit everywhere.
 
geckos are good for the home. they take care of your bugs and pest.
 
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