Chitchat motherfucker in carousell

sweetiepie

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Have you encountered mother fucker selling things in carousell ?
Most mother fuckers are buyers, reasons being low balling or mia when confirmed.

This seller i encountered started being nice. Friendly gestures of smiley gestures through the deal and confirmed time and location. When i reached the dealing location, as usual i text i have reached. The seller replied within 5 secs - sorry I'm not at home yet. Nevermind since i already made my way there i replied - ok np i will wait.
30mins gone, i text again - can i know roughly what time you will reach home.
waited another 30mins , no sound no picture. And hours later totally mia. WTF ????
I didn't send any nasty text .
Is it possible the seller didn't make the way home ? died already ?
If the seller is not dead, what sense does it make to play people ?
 
I have not tried using carousell, seems to be the rage these days.

Yes, that seller probably met with an untimely demise. Say a prayer for him/her.
 
It's pretty common to Mia when deals are not confirmed.
Even if something urgent or important crops up, the seller should be aware people are waiting for you, isn't it a human conscience to reply for once that cannot make it ?
 
I have not tried using carousell, seems to be the rage these days.

Yes, that seller probably met with an untimely demise. Say a prayer for him/her.
Can get real good deals without any middle man or shop rental but subject to mother fucker abuse.
Yeah high probability of seller demise.
If so i take back my vulgar.
 
Can get real good deals without any middle man or shop rental but subject to mother fucker abuse.
Yeah high probability of seller demise.
If so i take back my vulgar.
So what does your uncle have to say about this? :D

Will check it out. Is there anyway to ensure that the seller or the buyer will fulfill their end of the deal?
 
So what does your uncle have to say about this? :D

Will check it out. Is there anyway to ensure that the seller or the buyer will fulfill their end of the deal?
My uncle is currently away . Sure will ask his expert advice when i see him :D

No way to ensure. The most risky business is those that ask for money transfer before goods received. Usually if is a reno work, installation, painting the sop is collect 50% upon comfirmation i.e before work is carried out.
 
So what does your uncle have to say about this? :D

Will check it out. Is there anyway to ensure that the seller or the buyer will fulfill their end of the deal?
I asked my uncle already. He said probability of seller dead is near zero.
He said the seller should be a honest but cowardly person. Honest being ads the item at low market rate then later he/she decided not to sell at the price and yet dare not reply afraid of being fuck by me :eek:
 
knn all these on line fartup startups got names and then got crushed instantly
never thrust in cyberspace
 
Have you encountered mother fucker selling things in carousell ?
Most mother fuckers are buyers, reasons being low balling or mia when confirmed.

This seller i encountered started being nice. Friendly gestures of smiley gestures through the deal and confirmed time and location. When i reached the dealing location, as usual i text i have reached. The seller replied within 5 secs - sorry I'm not at home yet. Nevermind since i already made my way there i replied - ok np i will wait.
30mins gone, i text again - can i know roughly what time you will reach home.
waited another 30mins , no sound no picture. And hours later totally mia. WTF ????
I didn't send any nasty text .
Is it possible the seller didn't make the way home ? died already ?
If the seller is not dead, what sense does it make to play people ?


I hv encountered a bastard who was selling same stuff but pretend to be buyer......anothher asked tons of questions but does not buy.....weirdos
 
I asked my uncle already. He said probability of seller dead is near zero.
He said the seller should be a honest but cowardly person. Honest being ads the item at low market rate then later he/she decided not to sell at the price and yet dare not reply afraid of being fuck by me :eek:
In that case, seller is an asshole and deserves to get butt fucked.
 
in cyberspace anything goes
motherfuckers fatherfuckers and all sorts of shitfuckers on the prowl
 
I hv encountered a bastard who was selling same stuff but pretend to be buyer......anothher asked tons of questions but does not buy.....weirdos
how do you know he selling same item and pretend to be buyer ? he used the same userid ? i need to ask my uncle what was the purpose of doing that .
 
I hv encountered a bastard who was selling same stuff but pretend to be buyer......anothher asked tons of questions but does not buy.....weirdos
my uncle said he pretended to be a buyer so as to discourage you to win 1 less competitor. cunning bastard.
 
in cyberspace anything goes
motherfuckers fatherfuckers and all sorts of shitfuckers on the prowl
some gay sell their used thongs in carousell.
so far every items will have likes except thongs. no gay willing to put a like.
 
some mother fucker sell broken screen phone for high price.
some weirdos putting reason for selling for what purpose ? does it matter to the buyer in decision making ?:rolleyes:
 
what i cannot stand about carousell buyers are that they are so farkin lazy to meet at the seller's location or use this location issue as an excuse to undercut the seller for a few bucks.

excuses like "your place is too far away from mine, can change?", "you can come over to North/South/East/West?", "can meet nearer to my house?".

all these shitty excuses are a clear sign that they are not 100% keen to deal. beware that they may even "fly your airplane".
 
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