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if you're short in height, there's hope. it's not a permanent condition. you can grow 2 inches taller if you stay in space for at least 340 days. that's what astronaut scott kelly found out when he returned to earth. his pants at home are now too short for him. :D
 
Update me if my one-inch dick can be lengthened in a safe manner. Cheers.

try this.

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They should send women to space before their boobs start to sag from gravitational force. In space, zero-G helps prevent saggy boobs.

Cheers!

I wonder what will happen to a woman if she goes to space.
 
combat pilots who ever had to eject from their cockpits will end up 1 inch shorter in height
 
If you've watched the movie gattaca, there are surgical ways to grow taller. A bit extreme but humans go to extreme lengths (pardon the pun) to look good
 
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