Life refreshes itself through time...

[chootchiew]

I have to serve time here in this thread
It is Leongsam's community service project
If he sees me in another thread
He will hunt me down like a rat.

Leongsam this lazy host
Send Alamak1ng this sbf ghost
Ownself don't wanna post
Everyday just think of Sun Ho

 

[chootchiew]

Moviestar also reminds of Jeremih imma star
It goes like "I thought I told u, ima star"
"You see the ice"
"You see the cars"

 

[Alamak1ng]

I was released from 20000 years jail
I cannot have fun like Jack and Jill
Under house arrest and posting from the rear
All I hope is that freedom is near.

 

[Alamak1ng]

My first time
The clitoris I cannot find
She said nevermind
I told her try again another time.

 

[cuckoldoolittle]

My favourite Thread

 

[Alamak1ng]

When you post here, it must rhyme
If not, you are not worth a dime
So please don't waste our time.

 

[Alamak1ng]

Scrooball (clone) is a Merfer
Neither is he clever
Merfer means mother fucker
and he enjoys fucking his mother.

 

[Alamak1ng]

Carrots are salty?
You must have been naughty
Have you tasted his sperm lately?
That's why your taste buds have gone whacky.

 

[Alamak1ng]

A new clone by the name of Rurouni
Commented on Claire's agony
Is he another Looney
or is he steady?

 

[Alamak1ng]

Another video post by Asterix
Trying his best to be a prick
Behaving like a mushroom infested dick
He seems not to know what can click.

 

[Alamak1ng]

MPs go in from rear door
Why is it so flawed?
PAP leaders roar
Sinkies lost their balls.

 

[zeebjii]

more interesting

Still boring as shit. Tries too hard on rhyming. Content is like shit. Boring like shit. I am no expert on this, you can call me a layman. I cant even do two lines of this. I witnessed this kind of "duelling" back in those days at soc.culture.singapore. I enjoyed it immensely. I was wowed.

Please, you do not need to rhyme every fucking line, right? So fucking contrived.

 

[Alamak1ng]

Zeebjii has no chi
behaving like a Swaychee
soon to be a neh neh ko chee.

 

[Alamak1ng]

How does dying feel
When one is no longer in the main reel
It's the end of a fairy tale
Walk calmly into death with no fear

 

[Alamak1ng]

What is there to see upskirt
Nothing but a triangle full of dirt
Going to jail and smell the turd.

 

[Alamak1ng]

GD is alive.
In this forum he thrives.
Get a life
Stop the lie.

 

[yinyang]

Mistook you for Alamaking
In disguise
But no dice
As he’s into soft rice

Can’t string 2 words
To attract the birds
Only know Orange team
And enjoys his ass rim

 

[Alamak1ng]

Meow meow jump from flat
Landed on ground floor deck
Is it an intentional act
Or was it a suicide pack

 

[Alamak1ng]

Papsmearer is an arsehole
Always like to act hero
Hopefully he knows
My dick he blows

 

[Alamak1ng]

The gamblers are running out of luck
Their own thumbs they have to suck
Getting tuck
Nothing to fuck