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Yawn ~ please close or cover your mouth

Claire

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Got to work early, cleared my work for the morning. I thought I write something on this, while the memory of what happened last night is still "fresh" in my head.

I get perturbed when the person whom I am sitting with, in the same table yawns and lets off a loud yawning sound ~ “aaaaawaaaaawh”.

The eviler is neither the yawn nor the sound it produces (for me at least).

It is when he or she opens his/her mouth so wide that sometimes it “spray spit” on utensils, food or the person beside. Same goes for people in the meeting room in office. I simply abhor it.

In addition, I always find that the biggest culprits are men. For goodness sake, close your mouth when yawning. No one is interested to see what is inside your mouth nor hear your irksome yawning sound.

Sometimes, when I am “evil” in my heart, I really wish that these yawning culprits get a dislocation of their temporomandibular joint and have their bloody mouth stuck wide open for the next few hours as retribution.

Anyway, he picked me up from work yesterday at 6pm. We had an early dinner at Shinji by Kanesaka at St. Regis. I must say food was great at this Japanese outlet. I love the Omakase Shin meal which I ordered. Oh, I am told that there is usually a long reservation list and I am not sure how he managed to get us a place for dinner. Anyway, that is not important.

What actually disgusted me was HIM. Yes, HIM! I am not sure if he was trying to “stir” me up or being a pest.

During our meal, he let go a loud burp! I had to tell him off ~ and my body automatically cringed up . It really ruined an otherwise perfect dinner. To make matters worse, at the end of dinner he let off this amazing yawn with his mouth wide opened with an equally astounding yawning sound ~ “aaaaawaaaaawh”. Again, I had to tell him to cover up his bloody mouth and tone down his yawning sound.

We then argued about his “yawning” in his car, on the way back to my home. He had the damn cheek to argue that yawning is an indication that his brain needed oxygen and closing his mouth was cutting down on the oxygen he takes in. And he “accused” me of stopping oxygen from getting to his pea brain!

What a Jerk! Rascal. Skunk. Dirt-bag. Devil. Scum. Asshole. Beast. Bastard. Scoundrel. Shit-hole. Rogue. Slimebag. Scallywag. Scamp, Animal. Villain. Ratbag. Stinker. Swine!
 

po2wq

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... he let off this amazing yawn with his mouth wide opened with an equally astounding yawning sound ~ “aaaaawaaaaawh” ...
yawning is a sign of boredom wif ur coy ... get it? ...


nax time, throw sumting in2 dat gape ...
 

Ash007

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Looks like your oxytocin level has finally dropped. Perhaps time for you to find another one.
 

Claire

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yawning is a sign of boredom wif ur coy ... get it? ...


nax time, throw sumting in2 dat gape ...

R2D2, I don't think so. He was just trying to wind me up because I commented on his dining etiquette at the hawker centre the other day.

We were eating nasi lemak at Adam Road and I told him off for putting the chicken bones on the table. He said it is hawker centre, everyone does it and said if it were in a restaurant, he wouldn't have done the same.

I told him in no uncertain terms that when he is with me eating on the same table, he has to have some table manners ~ irrespective of whether it is a hawker centre, bistro, or restaurant.

Strictly no spitting of bones on the table and when chewing, close his bloody mouth!

I guess he was trying to wind me up last night and hence I am bitching on him now.
 
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eatshitndie

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inadvertently men will lose control and let loose their less than 2% neanderthal genetic disposition. but if it happens too often, he's likely to have more neanderthal dna than desired. :p
 

Claire

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Looks like your oxytocin level has finally dropped. Perhaps time for you to find another one.

Hi Ash, you are back again? No lunch?

No Ash, etiquette can be taught. But this guy is so cheeky that makes my heart want to "hate" him but I end up loving him more. I am not sure why I am so tolerant of this nonsensical chap. Sue called it fate. I really don't know.
 

Claire

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inadvertently men will lose control and let loose their less than 2% neanderthal genetic disposition. but if it happens too often, he's likely to have more neanderthal dna than desired. :p

Good morning my elder brother Eat! Nice to see you here again.

I hope that that he does not have those Neanderthal genes!

Miss you yesterday XOXO :smile:
 
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Ash007

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Hi Ash, you are back again? No lunch?

No Ash, etiquette can be taught. But this guy is so cheeky that makes my heart want to "hate" him but I end up loving him more. I am not sure why I am so tolerant of this nonsensical chap. Sue called it fate. I really don't know.

Finished lunch. If can't change then move on. I changed a lot for my wife. Sign of a man that really love you.
 

Claire

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Finished lunch. If can't change then move on. I changed a lot for my wife. Sign of a man that really love you.

Ash, you are a great guy as I have might guess since you first appeared in my threads. I could tell that you are one of those who on the outside appears nonsensical but deep in you, a sensible and reasonable man. :smile:
 

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Ash, you are a great guy as I have might guess since you first appeared in my threads. I could tell that you are one of those who on the outside appears nonsensical but deep in you, a sensible and reasonable man. :smile:

Is your man like that? :wink:
 

Claire

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Is your man like that? :wink:

Sort of. Sometimes, he is as sweet as a SNAG. Once in a while, he becomes "bi-polar". I reckon that he is just trying to wind me up. Perhaps his form of "fun" communication with me.

Are you "bipolar" as well? :smile:
 

eatshitndie

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Good morning my elder brother Eat! Nice to see you here again.

I hope that that he has those Neanderthal genes!

Miss you yesterday XOXO :smile:

good evening sister. i'm nursing a recovery from a biological contaminant and should regain my full strength soon. thank you.

it's a sign that he's comfortable with you to behave without a false facade. that speaks volumes of how well you have allowed and created the caveman environment. when i'm in my neanderthal manifestation, albeit naturally, i crave for a man cave - oblivious to others, do whatever i want, big screen tv to watch sports, gaming on the side, beer in hand, nuts in the other, scratch balls and smell my fingers, sniff my armpits, dig for boogers, yawn like a horse. yet, i feel loved and shiok. :biggrin:
 

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I believe your days (with him) are numbered.

He actually yawned when he saw your face. My goodness. That was really direct ... and rude.
 

Claire

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good evening sister. i'm nursing a recovery from a biological contaminant and should regain my full strength soon. thank you.

it's a sign that he's comfortable with you to behave without a false facade. that speaks volumes of how well you have allowed and created the caveman environment. when i'm in my neanderthal manifestation, albeit naturally, i crave for a man cave - oblivious to others, do whatever i want, big screen tv to watch sports, gaming on the side, beer in hand, nuts in the other, scratch balls and smell my fingers, sniff my armpits, dig for boogers, yawn like a horse. yet, i feel loved and shiok. :biggrin:

Eat, you must be nursing a flu. Do drink more fluids. XOXO :smile:

Errr... I wouldn't want to comment on those stuff that you have therafter mentioned in your post. I do have a good image of you and I rather it remains that way :smile:, though I can understand and appreciate men have their idiosyncrasies which I shouldn't meddle in too much.
 

Claire

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I believe your days (with him) are numbered.

He actually yawned when he saw your face. My goodness. That was really direct ... and rude.

Morning Onit! Love your shoes. I saw at Tangs Orchard the other day. Looks cool. I may just get one to match my walking gear.

Well, as I said to Ash, he is rather "bipolar" once in a while. But generally, I can accept him. His "playful" nature can sometimes irritate and confuse me and yet make me "suck" deeper into loving him even more :smile:
 

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Eat, you must be nursing a flu. Do drink more fluids. XOXO :smile:

Errr... I wouldn't want to comment on those stuff that you have therafter mentioned in your post. I do have a good image of you and I rather it remains that way :smile:, though I can understand and appreciate men have their idiosyncrasies which I shouldn't meddle in too much.

I changed all that for my wife.


Sort of. Sometimes, he is as sweet as a SNAG. Once in a while, he becomes "bi-polar". I reckon that he is just trying to wind me up. Perhaps his form of "fun" communication with me.

Are you "bipolar" as well? :smile:

I'm a gemini and have geminian traits.
 

Claire

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I changed all that for my wife.

I'm a gemini and have geminian traits.

It's good to change for someone you love and treasure. I have as well. I have learnt to accept and tolerate more.

I am not a star sign expert. All I know is that I am a Sagittarius. He's an Aries. :smile:
 

Ash007

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It's good to change for someone you love and treasure. I have as well. I have learnt to accept and tolerate more.

I am not a star sign expert. All I know is that I am a Sagittarius. He's an Aries. :smile:

Oh ... happy belated birthday then.
 
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