PM Summons DISD for an Update

[GoldenDragon]

PM: How? How? How? Don't give me that blur fuck look though I know you are one

DISD: Bad news boss. Ground reports not favourable in many areas. My men worked round the clock for past 5 days

PM: Brief me

DISD: Aljunied WP will hang on close to their 2011 results. Your attacks on their AHPETC boomeranged. Voters there very pissed. Especially the younger ones. So, even with ministerial calibre Yeo there, no difference. Hougang lagi no need to say. Ah Huat will improve on his performance. PE Ah Lian same same. Charles Chong no chance of an upset and I bet you must be very upset on what I said

PM: Fuck you, just brief me on what is happening and not whether I am upset or not. You don't wish to be Perm Sec? You want to be a Deputy Sec? Or Senior DS?

DISD: No boss. I want PS. All previous directors made it to PS

PM: Go on .....

DISD: Fengshan also gone. Ground reports indicate WP to win. Easily 60%. EC GRC got fight. 50-50 now but my boys are supporting the WP

PM: What the fuck! Your boys support WP and not PAP?

DISD: They tell me bo pien coz the WP team is really credible and the team led by Swee Say mo lan yong

to be continued ..................

 

[winnipegjets]

PM: What? I pay you so much and you tell be bo pien? You scholar you know. You get million dollar salary. Solve my problem now.

DSID: My people not too happy lah ...they think that their pay should go up to be top 20 percent ...doing your dirty work is tough ...they are treated like stray dogs in their neighbourhood. If you lose power, they afraid that the people will lynch them. So, they want more money.

PM: Those greedy bastards. Ok lah ...as long as your team can sabo opposition and get me re-elected, they will get 50 percent pay increase.

DISD: How far do you want to go? Can have a big Operation or not? Arrest the main players under ISA before polling day?

PM: Aiyah ...why you ask me all these questions ...I have so many ministers in my office, go ask anyone of them. Just don't ask the fool; she knows nothing.

....to be continued.......

 

[GoldenDragon]

PM - Tell me honestly. Will ESM be forced to retire?

DISD: Boss, 50-50. That Ah Ru is a magnet like what Nicole was in the past

PM: Anything to set her up

DISD- She is clean. No scandal. WP chose the right candidates

PM- You saying I chose wrongly

DISD- I dare not say that. I wanna be PS but not in Transport

PM: What about Paul? Anything to bring him down

DISD- No sir

PM- Cant your boys be more creative like in the past?

DISD: They ran out of ideas boss

PM: Why the fuck are they around then?

DISD- For pay and bonuses

PM- Sylvia is doing damage to us. Cant get her then get Song alsi can

DISD- Tough boss. Song said she very garang. Song nowadays always same lobang unlike Song of the past before meeting SL

PM- That lady is really remarkable

DISD- That is what my boys say too

PM-

 

[virus]

PM: How? How? How? Don't give me that blur fuck look though I know you are one

DISD: Bad news boss. Ground reports not favourable in many areas. My men worked round the clock for past 5 days

PM: Brief me

DISD: Aljunied WP will hang on close to their 2011 results. Your attacks on their AHPETC boomeranged. Voters there very pissed. Especially the younger ones. So, even with ministerial calibre Yeo there, no difference. Hougang lagi no need to say. Ah Huat will improve on his performance. PE Ah Lian same same. Charles Chong no chance of an upset and I bet you must be very upset on what I said

PM: Fuck you, just brief me on what is happening and not whether I am upset or not. You don't wish to be Perm Sec? You want to be a Deputy Sec? Or Senior DS?

DISD: No boss. I want PS. All previous directors made it to PS

PM: Go on .....

DISD: Fengshan also gone. Ground reports indicate WP to win. Easily 60%. EC GRC got fight. 50-50 now but my boys are supporting the WP

PM: What the fuck! Your boys support WP and not PAP?

DISD: They tell me bo pien coz the WP team is really credible and the team led by Swee Say mo lan yong

to be continued ..................

Unker GD, can you use Hilter Parody instead?

[video=youtube;FMwTykxLEBw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMwTykxLEBw[/video]

[video=youtube;ye9d8pwtWjU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye9d8pwtWjU[/video]

 

[virus]

[video=youtube;PhYGL5vS3wM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhYGL5vS3wM[/video]

[video=youtube;nTQ_AypT0BY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTQ_AypT0BY[/video]

 

[GoldenDragon]

Unker GD, can you use Hilter Parody instead?

[video=youtube;FMwTykxLEBw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMwTykxLEBw[/video]

[video=youtube;ye9d8pwtWjU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye9d8pwtWjU[/video]

Power! Very creative.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Virus - how was it done?

 

[steffychun]

PM: How? How? How? Don't give me that blur fuck look though I know you are one

DISD: Bad news boss. Ground reports not favourable in many areas. My men worked round the clock for past 5 days

PM: Brief me

DISD: Aljunied WP will hang on close to their 2011 results. Your attacks on their AHPETC boomeranged. Voters there very pissed. Especially the younger ones. So, even with ministerial calibre Yeo there, no difference. Hougang lagi no need to say. Ah Huat will improve on his performance. PE Ah Lian same same. Charles Chong no chance of an upset and I bet you must be very upset on what I said

PM: Fuck you, just brief me on what is happening and not whether I am upset or not. You don't wish to be Perm Sec? You want to be a Deputy Sec? Or Senior DS?

DISD: No boss. I want PS. All previous directors made it to PS

PM: Go on .....

DISD: Fengshan also gone. Ground reports indicate WP to win. Easily 60%. EC GRC got fight. 50-50 now but my boys are supporting the WP

PM: What the fuck! Your boys support WP and not PAP?

DISD: They tell me bo pien coz the WP team is really credible and the team led by Swee Say mo lan yong

to be continued ..................

DISD is suppose to look out for ISIS not play cop and robbers.

 

[virus]

Power! Very creative.

window movie maker - you just type the script over the particular frame and hold it for at least 5s, think over the script, and read the soundbite and intensity to fit the script.

 

[GoldenDragon]

window movie maker - you just type the script over the particular frame and hold it for at least 5s, think over the script, and read the soundbite and intensity to fit the script.

Thanks. Me just down from the mountain.

 

[kopiOuncle]

well done
very creative
very entertaining
and very informative

the message is crystal clear