dear leader (with captions)

[looneytan]

"all these for me? looks like i have to watch my weight, compete with froggy on food pics, and piss off tony at the same time."

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Dear leader: Wahlaanehh! We also sell NTUC halal pork ah!

 

[eatshitndie]

internet is partially restored in north korea, but service is sporadic.

"comrades! look at the sammyboy brawl. sinkie is duking it out with jah over a hanky panky video."

 

[eatshitndie]

"damned! i can't seem to be able to get in."

 

[eatshitndie]

"damned again! i can't seem to get into the sub too. don't submerge! i repeat. do not dive!"

 

[eatshitndie]

"dear leader, please don't kill us after the photo op. please, let us live. boo hoo."

 

[eatshitndie]

"dear leader! you're the most handsome, and we want to get impregnated by you. boo hoo."

 

[eatshitndie]

"wtf is this shit? looks like a twisted version of type 4 of the shit chart."

 

[eatshitndie]

"we shall issue this to all soldiers guarding the border, and let them strum the gooks in the south to surrender."

 

[eatshitndie]

"dear leader, i wish to convey a message from my president. he hates your haircut, but thinks you're the best looking man on the planet."

 

[eatshitndie]

"dear son, i'm still alive ok, just hiding out on the internet as steffychun. hey, don't go around humping my harem, ok?"

 

[eatshitndie]

"i think i'm having gay tendencies. i'm very sexually attracted to these buns."

 

[eatshitndie]

"all of you! stop crying and begging for your lives, and i'll give you coupons for american fast food."

 

[looneytan]

"damned again! i can't seem to get into the sub too. don't submerge! i repeat. do not dive!"

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"Who the Fark cut the rope and let my dog go ... I tied him at the handle bar here just now before we submerged"

 

[eatshitndie]

internet in nk is restored. website with dns in pyongyang is back up.

http://www.northkoreatech.org/the-north-korean-website-list/korea-national-insurance-corporation/

site address is: http://www.knic.com.kp/en/home.php

one of my favorite pics from the site:

 

[looneytan]

one of my favorite pics from the site:

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Winter Wonder Land
Marry Christmas

Marry Christmas to all

 

[eatshitndie]

"thanks to our comrades in sg, we now have newater."

 

[eatshitndie]

"holy father kim il sung, this is 100% alcohol!"

 

[eatshitndie]

"thus is fun! shit just flowed in my pants."

 

[eatshitndie]

"bless our fatherland. this is our future 1st human wave battalion."

 

[eatshitndie]

"damn it! i'm getting seasick and there's no tiger balm."