SBF Most Idiotic PAP Politician Award 2014

[TracyTan866]

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[TracyTan866]

The PAP politicians have scant respect for Singaporeans. They have made many idiotic comments that insult our intelligence. 2014 is ending. It is timely for this forum to deliberate and give an award to the Most Idiotic PAP Politician.

I will start this off by highlighting and recalling some of the most idiotic comments made by PAP politicians over the last few years and also nominate the 1st nominee.

Idiotic Comments

1. “If you’re the best today, strive to be better. If you’re better today, strive to be ‘betterer’ and if you’re ‘betterer’ today, strive to be ‘betterest’ so that over time, Singapore’s service standards can just keep getting better, ‘betterer’ and ‘betterest’” - Lim Swee Say

2. "White Horse’ was used to identify sons of influential persons to ensure such enlistees were not given preferential treatment. And their medical classification and vocation assignments are scrupulously fair.” - Cedric Foo

3. "Your security will be at risk and our women will become maids in other people's countries," - Lee Kuan Yew

4. 'How much do you want? Do you want three meals in a hawker centre, food court or restaurant?' - Vivian Bala

5. "Flooding occurs once every fifty years in Singapore" - Yacoob Ibrahim

6. "Save on one hairdo and use the money for breast screening." - Lim Hng Kiang

7. "My out-of-pocket expense for the hospital bill was $8 only; yes, no typo here.” - Khaw Boon Wan

8. "Singapore belongs to everyone" - Lee Hsien Loong

9. " A 72 year old uncle told me he works as a hawker cleaner because he doesn't want to be bored at home" - Tan Chuan Jin


"SBF 2014 Most Idiotic Politician Award" Nominee

I nominate Lim Swee Say for the Award

Please feel free to add any idiotic comments which I may have missed out. I will add them to the list.

Also please feel free to nominate any politician for the award and I will collate the results.

Let's do this light heartedly, with truth and humour

Thank you

 

[nufala]

I also say Lim Swee Say.

 

[po2wq]

u gif dem 2014 award 4 idiotic comments dey made donkey ears ago? ...

shud b 4 wat dey sprout in 2014 mah ...

 

[chootchiew]

Mas Selamat - Home Affairs Minister Wong Kan Seng narrowed it to either of two scenarios: one, he is in Singapore and hidden by sympathisers unknown to the authorities, or, two, he has fled the country. :p

 

[Leongsam]

These are all very wise sayings.

 

[TracyTan866]

I also say Lim Swee Say.

Thanks

"SBF 2014 Most Idiotic Politician Award" Nominee

Lim Swee Say - 2 votes

 

[TracyTan866]

u gif dem 2014 award 4 idiotic comments dey made donkey ears ago? ...

shud b 4 wat dey sprout in 2014 mah ...

As I said in post #1 - few years prior to and in 2014

 

[TracyTan866]

Mas Selamat - Home Affairs Minister Wong Kan Seng narrowed it to either of two scenarios: one, he is in Singapore and hidden by sympathisers unknown to the authorities, or, two, he has fled the country. :p

Thanks.

Idiotic Comments

1. “If you’re the best today, strive to be better. If you’re better today, strive to be ‘betterer’ and if you’re ‘betterer’ today, strive to be ‘betterest’ so that over time, Singapore’s service standards can just keep getting better, ‘betterer’ and ‘betterest’” - Lim Swee Say

2. "White Horse’ was used to identify sons of influential persons to ensure such enlistees were not given preferential treatment. And their medical classification and vocation assignments are scrupulously fair.” - Cedric Foo

3. "Your security will be at risk and our women will become maids in other people's countries," - Lee Kuan Yew

4. 'How much do you want? Do you want three meals in a hawker centre, food court or restaurant?' - Vivian Bala

5. "Flooding occurs once every fifty years in Singapore" - Yacoob Ibrahim

6. "Save on one hairdo and use the money for breast screening." - Lim Hng Kiang

7. "My out-of-pocket expense for the hospital bill was $8 only; yes, no typo here.” - Khaw Boon Wan

8. "Singapore belongs to everyone" - Lee Hsien Loong

9. " A 72 year old uncle told me he works as a hawker cleaner because he doesn't want to be bored at home" - Tan Chuan Jin

10. " The fugitive (Mas Selamat) was either still in Singapore, hidden by sympathisers, or had fled the country" - Wong Kan Seng

 

[TracyTan866]

These are all very wise sayings.

Yes, LSS, Cedric, LKY, LHK, LHL, KBW, VB, WKS thought those were wise sayings too. There are many idiots in the Cabinet

 

[SgGoneWrong]

These are all very wise sayings.

Boss, none as wise as yours.

It is always prudent to be in the government's good books. It can also be extremely lucrative.

Saying the right things costs nothing but the the rewards for doing so are immeasurable.

If you run sinkieland, you would have led all sinkies to become winners instead of the whiners and losers they have become today,

 

[Luvurbaht]

Wong Kan Seng for his Mas Selamat statement. Its like looking out of the window and saying today will rain or will not rain. Brilliant.

 

[TracyTan866]

Boss, none as wise as yours.




If you run sinkieland, you would have led all sinkies to become winners instead of the whiners and losers they have become today,

whiners? The pap is fortunate to have Singaporeans who can tolerate the pap's misdeeds. And you call Singaporeans whiners after they have shown so much restraints?

In most other countries, the CPF issue wld have caused a riot.

 

[TracyTan866]

Wong Kan Seng for his Mas Selamat statement. Its like looking out of the window and saying today will rain or will not rain. Brilliant.

Noted. The list is updated as follows:


[B]"SBF 2014 Most Idiotic Politician Award" Nominee [/B]

Lim Swee Say - 2 votes
Wong Kan Seng - 1 vote

 

[laksaboy]

"Thank you for your support!"

So that's what Lim Swee Say, Heng Chee How and the others are doing all the time in Singapore's 'labour movement'.

Making merry alongside their entourage of porlumpar IROs (Industrial Relations Officers)... hahaha!

 

[TracyTan866]

"Thank you for your support!"

So that's what Lim Swee Say, Heng Chee How and the others are doing all the time in Singapore's 'labour movement'.

Making merry alongside their entourage of porlumpar IROs (Industrial Relations Officers)... hahaha!

Thanks, he is a real idiot.

Arent you going to vote anyone for the Idiot Award?

 

[hokkien]

I vote Tan chuan jizz

 

[TracyTan866]

I vote Tan chuan jizz

Thanks, added TCJ to the list:

"SBF 2014 Most Idiotic Politician Award" Nominee

Lim Swee Say - 2 votes
Wong Kan Seng - 1 vote
Tan Chuan Jin - 1 vote

 

[SgGoneWrong]

Wong Kan Seng for his Mas Selamat statement. Its like looking out of the window and saying today will rain or will not rain. Brilliant.

His exact quote:

The fugitive (Mas Selamat) was either still in Singapore, hidden by sympathisers, or had fled the country.

 

[TracyTan866]

His exact quote:

The fugitive (Mas Selamat) was either still in Singapore, hidden by sympathisers, or had fled the country.

Thanks. I will amend it