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Mah Bow Tan: I retired after wife urged me to sleep at home instead of office

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Former minister for national development Mah Bow Tan has revealed in an interview that he had retired from politics after his wife had urged him to sleep at home instead, and not because he was caught doing so on the job as widely believed.

Two years after stepping down from his post, the MP for Tampinese GRC said he had left office with no complaints or regrets.

When he retired after the 2011 General Election, there was widespread surprise that he had actually been around for the preceding decade. Many were under the impression he had retired in 1999, when he was last spotted doing anything of note.

“A lot was said about my reasons for leaving, with some speculating that I had hogged the cushy seat for too long,” he was quoted saying in a Chinese book about prominent Hainanese in Singapore. “But I did not feel that was the case. I felt I had already given my best years to the Government and the people of Singapore.”

But Mr Mah said he had to make way for a new generation of leaders jostling after his office nest and eyeing his comfy Herman Miller lounge chair, said a Shin Min Daily News report on Sunday quoting the book.

“Besides, my wife was asking me every day, why don’t you just sleep at home in a proper bed instead?” said Mr Mah.

“I explained that I can’t because the people are paying me good money to do so at the ministry.”

After 10 years spent exploring various postures for a desk nap, he finally gave in to his wife’s demands. This was after party supporters had dragged him out of his snores in time for the 2011 election.

Now he misses the times when he could doze a whole day undisturbed with the office door shut and blinds drawn.

“But if you think I was fortunate, you obviously haven’t seen what Swee Say does in the Prime Minister’s Office,” he added quickly.

“The truth is nobody has, or knows what he does. It’s a mystery to everyone in the cabinet.”

In his 10 years at the Ministry for National Development (MND), Mr Mah said, he had the honour of not doing much as the world revolved around his deep and long slumber. Describing it as the 10 most restful years of his life, he added he had given his bugger all to the task.

“Ten years is a long nap by any measure. There were times I struggled, when I had to pretend to sleep just so that my staff wouldn’t bother me with housing problems faced by the people.”

And his proudest achievement was increasing the net worth of asset-rich Singaporeans without having to lift a finger, as HDB prices sky-rocketed under his sleepy watch.

As a child, said Mr Mah in the interview, he loved visiting Collyer Quay and admired how wild pigs along the pier could sleep without stirring, even when you threw sticks at them .

So when joining MND, he hoped he would evoke the same kind of awe in today’s children.

“I’ve done better than that. The cleaner aunties at MND had expressed amazement at my ability to sleep like a log,” he said matter-of-factly.

“Quite a few almost threw me out by accident because I looked too much like dead wood!”

After leaving politics, Mr Mah has been sleeping less and spending more time with his family.

“I am making up for lost time now, by staying awake more and going for holidays with my family,” he said. “I feel so refreshed and youthful after my stint at MND.”

“Retirement hasn’t been easy going, though. Who would have imagined that a beach holiday is so much more tiring than a minister’s job?”

- http://www.voiddecker.com/2013/09/m...after-wife-urged-me-to-sleep-at-home-instead/
 
sleep @ offis? ...

alamak! ... his wifey dun wanna c him wrap his arms round waists of socialites any mor la ...
 
My ex boss reminded me once never to trust anyone whose height is less than 5ft2 or 1.5cm
luckily i'm about 5ft4 so i think i can be trusted.:)
 
Boh Mah, lam-phar lah lu resign?

The wise late former foreign minister, Mr S Rajaretnam once told me that it's a lot more easier to becum poor from being very wealthy to relinquishing one's power.

I even know who asked you to step down, so cum around to tok-kok okay?

Short arse and Hai-lam kia simply cannot be trusted!
 
Quote worthy:

“But if you think I was fortunate, you obviously haven’t seen what Swee Say does in the Prime Minister’s Office,” he added quickly.

“The truth is nobody has, or knows what he does. It’s a mystery to everyone in the cabinet.”



STEALING TOOTHPICKS???
 
What the fuck did Minister Mah do when he was a minister,no sleep,he must be fucking around.CPIB check immediately!
 
My ex boss reminded me once never to trust anyone whose height is less than 5ft2 or 1.5cm
luckily i'm about 5ft4 so i think i can be trusted.:)

My late mother told me the same thing.... ha ha ha...especially short hylam kia.."wat teow, bo bak tee"!!
 
"Now he misses the times when he could doze a whole day undisturbed with the office door shut and blinds drawn. “But if you think I was fortunate, you obviously haven’t seen what Swee Say does in the Prime Minister’s Office,” he added quickly. “The truth is nobody has, or knows what he does. It’s a mystery to everyone in the cabinet.”

Will the oppositions ask Pinky what their ministers does...oh my gourd! now we have official confirmation, they have been SLEEPING ON THE JOB!! ha ha ha
 
My ex boss reminded me once never to trust anyone whose height is less than 5ft2 or 1.5cm
luckily i'm about 5ft4 so i think i can be trusted.:)


There is this Cantonese saying 矮仔多计。

Meaning those shorties has lots of tricks....
 


There is this Cantonese saying 矮仔多计。

Meaning those shorties has lots of tricks....

dwarves have to work extra hard in bed to make up for the lack of height and length. ask snow white. :D
 
Well he does not need to bend down to suck his wife's neh-nehs....
 
An added point. Mbt wifey is an ang mor from NZ i think n she is much taller than him. So i wonder how much mbt have to work?

dwarves have to work extra hard in bed to make up for the lack of height and length. ask snow white. :D
 
Sleep in office? Thinking of more ways to milk sinkees or just another excuse to go chiong KTV with his million dollars paycheck. Maybe his wife knows that he is sleeping on the job.
 
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Was sia suay a buddy of pinky? I noe he damn loyal to pinky tat y he has such a cushy job. But to get there he must have some connections with the Familee

"Now he misses the times when he could doze a whole day undisturbed with the office door shut and blinds drawn. “But if you think I was fortunate, you obviously haven’t seen what Swee Say does in the Prime Minister’s Office,” he added quickly. “The truth is nobody has, or knows what he does. It’s a mystery to everyone in the cabinet.”

Will the oppositions ask Pinky what their ministers does...oh my gourd! now we have official confirmation, they have been SLEEPING ON THE JOB!! ha ha ha
 
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