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When you donate to charities, you are giving your money away to stupid old people, retarded young children and all the other losers in society and you will get nothing in return from these riff raffs.
But, when you donate generously to Pastor Kong, you have secured a place in Heaven and can be assured you will have a great afterlife. Even on Earth, donating to Pastor Kong will help you to enjoy Heaven on Earth for being a generous CHC donor, you will get to know many rich and powerful friends, select from a wide selection of beautiful young gals who would be desperate to be your wife, build a powerful network of business contacts and Spiritual help when you get into trouble (just ask Singapore's greatest director Jack Neo
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I have personally never donated even a single cent to the losers of society for they make me sick!:oIo::oIo::oIo:
Don't be a retard and donate to Charity, make the wise choice and donate to Pastor Kong and your return will be at least a 1000-fold!
But, when you donate generously to Pastor Kong, you have secured a place in Heaven and can be assured you will have a great afterlife. Even on Earth, donating to Pastor Kong will help you to enjoy Heaven on Earth for being a generous CHC donor, you will get to know many rich and powerful friends, select from a wide selection of beautiful young gals who would be desperate to be your wife, build a powerful network of business contacts and Spiritual help when you get into trouble (just ask Singapore's greatest director Jack Neo

I have personally never donated even a single cent to the losers of society for they make me sick!:oIo::oIo::oIo:
Don't be a retard and donate to Charity, make the wise choice and donate to Pastor Kong and your return will be at least a 1000-fold!
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