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Beckham : Ahhhh thats the one i fingered the other night at the bar.

Bruce : Ahhhhahaha , hey thats my wife !!!

 

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Come on guys, its okay to let in 3 goals but at least score 1 alright?

 

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Mourinho : Hey Alex, french kiss or just a light one on the cheek?

Alex : Kiss my arse.

 

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Aston Villa took a gamble and it did not work. No, it was not a flutter at Genting casino, but it was buying the dude who is wearing the Genting-sponsored jersey.

 

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There were rumours that one of the men to be charged in the sex with minor scandal was a as yet-unnamed professional footballer.<o:p></o:p>

 

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Ahead of the Manchester derby this weekend:

Ferguson: "Yes! van Persie is rejecting City and is signing for us! Neh neh boo boo!"

Mancini: "Ah pek shut up lah!"

 

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Gary Neville: "You get a kiss for scoring against Man City. If you score against Liverpool, you can have my arse."

 

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Stam: "Woah Keano! Fabulous hair cut. Let me touch it. Who is your hair stylist?"

Beckham: "Hey, anyone wants to know who my stylist is?"

 

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Rafael: "Gary asked me to pass this message to you: hong kan!"

(Carlos Tevez has a long-standing feud with Man Utd's previous right back Gary Neville.)

 

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Wait, don't kick first, let me check the ball,
Suarez said he lost his volley ball.

 

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The latest football star : I Ichibawa form the Nihon Ninja Football Club.

 

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Dont anyhow say I catch no ball, I show you.

 

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Ancelotti: "WTF, why is Mourinho walking around PSG's stadium? And during a match some more. Who let him in?"

Mourinho: "Excuse me, where is the way to the manager's office?"

(There were rumours of a managerial swap between Real Madrid's Jose Mourinho and Paris Saint-Germain's Carlo Ancelotti.)

 

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Mancini: "Lately I noticed that my coaches are with me when the team is winning. But every time the team is losing, they all disappeared."

 

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This guy gone, that guy gone, soon I'll be gone.

 

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Ni nama next time you dont anyhow tell people you are taller than me OK?

 

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The millions in my pockets are meant for the fat cats of the board , no new signings in January 2013

 

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Now I have to bend for Arsene

 

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Guardiola: “Five! I want a five-year contract, five million pounds a year, and five new players: Messi, Xavi, Iniesta, Ronaldo and Falcao. Not asking too much, am I?”

 

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Guardiola: “You want what!? Five trophies in my first year: Champions League, English Premier League, World Club Cup, FA Cup and Capital One Cup? Forget it, I am not interested in the job anymore. Bye!”