" I need to talk to you."

[kopiuncle]

I PANIC WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, " I NEED TO TALK TO YOU "

 

[kopiuncle]

Yes, I panicked. My supervisor called me and said ," I need to talk to you."

No need to talk lah. I knew what he wanted. I cleared my desk and walked out of the room. Good-bye.

How many of you have experienced such " I need to talk to you." ?

Very scary and very intimidating. I shit bricks when people say this to me, " I need to talk to you." Gives me the shivers and the nightmares!!!

 

[kopiuncle]

When I was working in one big company in the past. I wrote something nasty but truthful. The boss called me and told me, " I need to talk to you."

The next thing I knew, I was transfered to another department where I rot until I resigned.

 

[dredd]

Same as when the gahment says: "We are upgrading to serve you better". That means confirm we have to pay more. Or when they say: "We are giving out $$$". Means confirm they will find someplace to take back what they give with interests.

 

[Pyrodice]

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[TD="class: tools, align: right"]95 up, 14 down[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]1) The most pointless phrase in the English language because you are already talking when you say this.
2) Means: You're screwed.
3) Signals the beginning of the end of a relationship.
4) Your wife/girlfriend wants to bitch about something. The perfect time to fake a heart attack.
1) A: We need to talk
B: We already are, dumbass.
2) A: We need to talk
B: Ahh shit.
3) A: We need to talk
B: *packs bags*
4) A: We neeed to talk
B: *falls to the ground clutching heart*
[/TD]
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</tbody>[/TABLE]

 

[kopiuncle]

So many times kena " I need talk to you."

When my friend called and told me his wife wanted to talk to him, I knew the game was up. He was seeing another woman! The wife caught him at their own car park !!

When my gf called and said " I need to talk to you", I also knew, the end liao!!!

 

[kopiuncle]

So if Boss PM and said " I need to talk to you". Be prepared for the worst! Good Luck!

 

[cantbeassed]

I need to talk to you about last night.

- Cecilia to Gay

 

[RODYK]

whahahahahaha

 

[droopal]

That was the exact words that i used when i
was conducting some experiment on some of my subjects
to find out if it would invoke fear in them and change their behaviour.
The result differs depending on group.
Group A : FTs and Bro Alvin Tan included
Result : No effect
Group B : Sinkies
Result : Quite effective
Fear strikes them initially but when they realized its an experiment
they just giggled

 

[erection2015]

ya...usually means some cockup like....retrenchment, potong gaji ...gf pregnant...

I PANIC WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, " I NEED TO TALK TO YOU "

 

[kopiuncle]

ya...usually means some cockup like....retrenchment, potong gaji ...gf pregnant...

it's usually mati lah bang...:(

 

[erection2015]

ya....that too . Maybe better be deaf so cant hear those words ...:o

it's usually mati lah bang...:(

 

[kopiuncle]

ya....that too . Maybe better be deaf so cant hear those words ...:o

if isteri says i need to talk to u, pun habiskan...:(

 

[erection2015]

aiyoyoy....usually means she nampak your secret sms or email because forgot to delete or signoff. Habis la...horrorscope for the next few months very bad.

if isteri says i need to talk to u, pun habiskan...:(

 

[kopiuncle]

aiyoyoy....usually means she nampak your secret sms or email because forgot to delete or signoff. Habis la...horrorscope for the next few months very bad.

bang spot on! kena curfew liao!!!

 

[Dragon8899]

What is it that men spent 9 mths to get out and a whole life-time trying to get in?

 

[erection2015]

the cb lor ...

What is it that men spent 9 mths to get out and a whole life-time trying to get in?

 

[Fook Seng]

What is it that men spent 9 mths to get out and a whole life-time trying to get in?

Ahem ........

 

[UncleTOBY]

When someone says that, just ask him what for. Then ask him to F.O.