7 things women do that drive men mad

[BuiKia]

Now isn't that so true...

Annoying female habit 1: Making an anniversary out of everything

What is it with women turning the nice little things in life into a grand gift-exchanging, champagne-popping ceremony? We return home from a normal day at work to be met with a candle-lit dinner and an expensive looking gift but, quite frankly, it makes our heart stop. Have you done something wrong? Is it your birthday? My birthday? Oh silly me, it’s the anniversary of the first time we looked at each other. Please refrain from doing this, ladies. We have a hard enough time getting event dates right without being shouted at for not buying the dog a card to celebrate the anniversary of his first vaccination.

Annoying female habit 2: Piling the bed with cushions

One would be mistaken for thinking that a bed is for sleeping in. We go to get our head down for the night, only to find the bed piled sky-high with strategically placed cushions that leave no room for us. What’s more, only a couple of these cushions actually have a purpose. We don’t need the tiny heart-shaped one or the big fluffy one that makes us sneeze – just a normal pillow to rest our head on will suffice. We don’t adorn the bed with DIY tools and model cars, so please tame your OCD (Obsessive Cushion Disorder) and stop making an elaborate display out of our bed so we can get down to the important stuff.

Annoying female habit 3: Asking us what we’re thinking

It’s a classic example of how women like to test us, and possibly trick us into making the cardinal sin of admitting that we weren’t thinking about her at that particular moment. One minute we’re enjoying a cuddle, the next they’re hurling that question at us when we’re least expecting it. They say it so fast that we don’t have chance to make up a false reply or even to think straight, which leads us to stutter and then be accused of thinking of our ex. Asking what we’re thinking is basically a nice way of saying ‘you aren’t allowed to have private thoughts, unless they’re about me’.

Annoying female habit 4: Saying ‘I’m fine’, when you’re not happy

So she stood in front of the television while the football was on, we got a bit iffy and snapped, and now all sorts of issues have been bought up. Then she says it – that passive-aggressive statement that marks the start of the dreaded silent treatment: “I’m fine”. Erm, are you really fine because you’ve just screamed at us until you’ve gone red in the face, and now you’re laying face down on the bed crying. If you’re unhappy just outline the problem and then we can sort it out and carry on as normal. Or – even better – don’t outline the problem and let us watch the football in peace.

Annoying female habit 5: Using sex as a weapon

One of the most annoying things that a woman can do is deny her man of sexual privileges. Some women seem to take great pleasure in using our weakness to their own advantage through the classic ‘if you don’t do this, we’re not having sex’ scenario. If you’re going to stop us from doing one thing, please don’t let it be sex. We don’t stop you from eating and drinking, so please don’t mess with our basic human needs either.


Annoying female habit 6: Being over-emotional

You cry at funerals, you cry at weddings, you cry at happy films, you cry at sad films. This makes us feel awkward because we just don’t know what to say or do when you’re sat sobbing all over our freshly ironed shirt. Where do all these tears come from? We think women should just have an annual crying day where they get together and cry for twenty four hours, before coming home and being normal for the other 364 days of the year. It would solve a lot of our problems.

Annoying female habit 7: Incessant talking

We’ve heard that women are estimated to say around 20, 000 words a day – which is an awful lot compared to the paltry 7, 000 estimated for men – so we understand that she needs to get her daily nattering fix, but why is it always at the most inappropriate times? She was quiet all the way through the family dinner when we needed her to break the awkward silence, but as soon as we start getting to the competitive part of a multi-player game with our friends, she just won’t shut up about how cute the neighbour’s cat looks when it sits next to the rose bush. To make it even more annoying, the actual part of the story she was getting at whilst rambling on about the neighbour’s cat, was that the cat’s owner now works at the grocery store down the road. Ladies, if you’re going to talk, pick the right moment and please, just get to the point.

 

[jw5]

I thought one of the things would be the swirling motion with the tongue.................... :p

 

[streetsmart73]

hi there


1. fat kid, one more!
2. always "accused" the guy first and never apologises!

 

[BuiKia]

This is so true too!

LOL! It is always men fault even if they forget it is our fault because we didnt remind them.

hi there


1. fat kid, one more!
2. always "accused" the guy first and never apologises!

 

[laksaboy]

Nobody told you to live with a woman. Why not just fuck them?

 

[BuiKia]

I read this somewhere...

"There are 2 kind of sex, paid sex and free sex. The latter is usually more expensive"

Nobody told you to live with a woman. Why not just fuck them?

 

[drifter]

I read this somewhere...

"There are 2 kind of sex, paid sex and free sex. The latter is usually more expensive"

free sex also have 2 kinds ..long term sex and one night stand the latter is usually cheap or even free

 

[Narong Wongwan]

There is no free sex....you only pay in other ways

 

[kopiuncle]

woman is an enema. don't try to understand them. just fork them hard. that's all. no use trying to understand them.

 

[looneytan]

There is no free sex....you only pay in other ways

How true. :(

 

[BuiKia]

That is why it is more expensive.

There is no free sex....you only pay in other ways

 

[eatshitndie]

number 8. getting a cat.

 

[BuiKia]

It is hard to understand them because they are never honest. Even when fucking also can fake orgasm, what else they cannot lie about?

woman is an enema. don't try to understand them. just fork them hard. that's all. no use trying to understand them.

 

[streetsmart73]

free sex also have 2 kinds ..long term sex and one night stand the latter is usually cheap or even free

hi there


1. hahaha!
2. i always second the latter.
3. kosong string attached.
4. come, bonk & go!
5. once met the gal on the streets, just ignored & walked on.
6. the other party did likewise.

 

[streetsmart73]

It is hard to understand them because they are never honest. Even when fucking also can fake orgasm, what else they cannot lie about?

hi there


1. fat kid!
2. don't try or even want to understand the female sex thing.
3. it does not work at all.
4. yo! think with your head on the top not the little one there!
5. besterest, don't think at all just bonk it hard.

 

[Satyr]

woman is an enema. don't try to understand them. just fork them hard. that's all. no use trying to understand them.

I think you mean an enigma but then again given the crap they produce, maybe enema isn't too far off.

Women are like the weather, not predictable but there are signs. Learn to read the signs.

 

[BuiKia]

LOL! Sometimes when bonking, very little blood go to the head so cannot think straight...

hi there


1. fat kid!
2. don't try or even want to understand the female sex thing.
3. it does not work at all.
4. yo! think with your head on the top not the little one there!
5. besterest, don't think at all just bonk it hard.

 

[scratchballs]

U forgot one more.

When men make the decision...saying that it doesn't matter to her when she has already made up her mind and that it really does matter her. CB...

 

[yinyang]

...enigma but then again given the crap they produce, maybe enema isn't too far off. Women are like the weather, not predictable but there are signs..

Good 1. Lousy and unreliable MET weather forecasts, take cover from thunder storms. Still, what drives us around the bend -hard to live without them (unless you are a monk)

 

[BuiKia]

I kenna many times, so I learn from TCH, I ask her "what do you think?" and whatever she say, I agree.

Unless, I'm paying then I will say the cheaper one better as it make her look sexy and delicious.

U forgot one more.

When men make the decision...saying that it doesn't matter to her when she has already made up her mind and that it really does matter her. CB...