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- Jul 14, 2008
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Buy a cheap dumbphone. Super long battery life, no excessive heartbreak if broken or lost, no worrying about fingerprint smudges.
And it also drastically reduces your chances of being a twit who's too engrossed with your phone that you've forgotten to keep on walking, to the annoyance of the people behind you.
And as for the wife part... just don't get married. You can have as many mistresses as you want, or none at all. You don't have to answer to anybody, or put up with incessant nagging. Problem solved.
My mobile phone is a proprietary motorola with no camera or special gadgets and I'm a confirmed bachelor.

