No Porn Sailor Lui Tuck Yew knows his political career is over the moment Ruler Loong exiled him to the graveyard post, Ministry of Transport. Stupid peasants will not realise the ministry of transport is a cursed ministry that are helmed by losers. No Porn Lui however gets his millions and tried to do his best but luck is against him. Why? Karma. No point worshiping a jewish deity but sell his soul to a evil regime.
Despite his efforts, SMRT continues to sabo him with breakdowns. Bus cartels make him 'karang kabok' with poor service levels and Tarman katok him by bailing out bus companies.
Under pressure that his latest bailout is stupid, No Porn Sailor Lui said it is Raymond Lim and his lackeys fault e.g. Jiat Leow Bee Land Transport Authority (LTA). He claimed both must bear a share of responsibility for last December's train disruptions and netizens should stop pouring cold water on him.
Fed up with the constant digs and heckling at the robust Imperial Court, No Porn Sailor Lui responsing to the wayang Committee of Inquiry's (COI) report. The COI was tasked to provide drama but ultimately ensuring status quo despite last December's train record disruptions, which affected more than 200,000 commuters and is a joke among South East Asian diplomats.
However to placate peasants, the COI rehased peasants' criticisms of the transport cartels.
No Porn Lui knew SMRT was making money for Ho Jinx and reducing maintenance to meet the profit KPIs but since he cannot name Ruler Loong's wife as the culprit, he takes pot shots at Raymond Lim's lackeys.
"The December incidents were tolerable ok, no cry father cry mother, those who moan will be sent to Bhutan or a training stinct with Taliban to wake up their ideas. Of course I ask all fat cats to improve abilities to manage assertive peasants' expectations with more foreigners. I give the Ruler Loong my assurance that we will spare no effort to improve to allow more foreigners influx."
No Porn Lui explained why LTA's was caught sleeping because too many fat cats are lurking in its abyss. He will ask transport cartels and LTA fat cats to wayang and pretend they are working even closer than before, on key preventive maintenance and upgrading plans, starting with the oldest North-South and East- West Lines using tax payers' monies, he crowed.
No Porn Lui reminded peasants and netizens that it is not the purpose of the COI to start a witch hunt and status quo must be maintained at all costs despite him taking potshots at them.
Jiat Leow Bee LTA, as the regulator, will separately prepare to purge some ex-DFS deadwood in SMRT for making them look like goondus.
The findings of fact within the COI report will provide useful input to LTA for them to purge the correct ex-DFS jokers.
Despite his efforts, SMRT continues to sabo him with breakdowns. Bus cartels make him 'karang kabok' with poor service levels and Tarman katok him by bailing out bus companies.
Under pressure that his latest bailout is stupid, No Porn Sailor Lui said it is Raymond Lim and his lackeys fault e.g. Jiat Leow Bee Land Transport Authority (LTA). He claimed both must bear a share of responsibility for last December's train disruptions and netizens should stop pouring cold water on him.
Fed up with the constant digs and heckling at the robust Imperial Court, No Porn Sailor Lui responsing to the wayang Committee of Inquiry's (COI) report. The COI was tasked to provide drama but ultimately ensuring status quo despite last December's train record disruptions, which affected more than 200,000 commuters and is a joke among South East Asian diplomats.
However to placate peasants, the COI rehased peasants' criticisms of the transport cartels.
No Porn Lui knew SMRT was making money for Ho Jinx and reducing maintenance to meet the profit KPIs but since he cannot name Ruler Loong's wife as the culprit, he takes pot shots at Raymond Lim's lackeys.
"The December incidents were tolerable ok, no cry father cry mother, those who moan will be sent to Bhutan or a training stinct with Taliban to wake up their ideas. Of course I ask all fat cats to improve abilities to manage assertive peasants' expectations with more foreigners. I give the Ruler Loong my assurance that we will spare no effort to improve to allow more foreigners influx."
No Porn Lui explained why LTA's was caught sleeping because too many fat cats are lurking in its abyss. He will ask transport cartels and LTA fat cats to wayang and pretend they are working even closer than before, on key preventive maintenance and upgrading plans, starting with the oldest North-South and East- West Lines using tax payers' monies, he crowed.
No Porn Lui reminded peasants and netizens that it is not the purpose of the COI to start a witch hunt and status quo must be maintained at all costs despite him taking potshots at them.
Jiat Leow Bee LTA, as the regulator, will separately prepare to purge some ex-DFS deadwood in SMRT for making them look like goondus.
The findings of fact within the COI report will provide useful input to LTA for them to purge the correct ex-DFS jokers.
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