You know you outdated about Singapore when... (with answers)

[jw5]

- your TV is still black and white.

This one is whole world lah, hehehe......................... :o

 

[HedgeTrader]

You're know you're outdated when you go to MPS to see your MP and find one silly liitle girl at the desk. You thought she's the part-time secretary and asked her where's the MP. She replied she's the MP.

 

[red amoeba]

You're know you're outdated when you go to MPS to see your MP and find one silly liitle girl at the desk. You thought she's the part-time secretary and asked her where's the MP. She replied she's the MP.

you cannot believe it, she stamped her feet and said "I don't what to say"

 

[red amoeba]

u noe u outdated when u wonder why your TV isn't in a box but linked to 2 boxes.

 

[Windsor]

- you tune un to the radio station to listen to your favourite DJ Bernard Salosa.

 

[halsey02]

Walao eh bro, the national library branch at stamford road and now bras basah road is the central branch lah..............

But don't worry, no need to show your member or passion to get in.......................... :o

I know almost every brick in that building, inlcuding the tall tree at the annex side...that is how passionate..no need passion card!. I always call it NATIONAL LIBRARY!..those days no internet & search for books, you have to go the index cards, then to the shelves that goes by GEO 9.1 for example....you are your own google... ha ha ha:p

 

[Windsor]

- you invited a group of friends to a dinner cum stage show at Golden Million, but it is no longer there (can put in Crazy Horse Saloon).

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

3. .... you are shocked when you exit from Somerset MRT and realised that you are within a shopping centre instead of a carpark.... (Orchard 313) [Btw, this really happened to me last year!]

I can still recall the carpark very clearly in my mind.

 

[halsey02]

I can still recall the carpark very clearly in my mind.

You would remember the "Orchard Road Cowboy"...wonder is he still alive?, with the cowboy attire down to the toy pistol, bullets & holster.

 

[Windsor]

You would remember the "Orchard Road Cowboy"...wonder is he still alive?, with the cowboy attire down to the toy pistol, bullets & holster.

Hey now that you mentioned it. Who knows where he disappeared to, maybe walking towards the sunset.

 

[Windsor]

- you bring your overseas customers to Bugis Street to take dinner and watch the lady boys parade. One came over and say, "Hi my name is Penny. what is your name?"

You said, "Hi,I like your dress, my name is Penis."

 

[Equalisation]

U know u outdated when you ask mamak stall ah neh for a small pack of marlboro .....

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

You would remember the "Orchard Road Cowboy"...wonder is he still alive?, with the cowboy attire down to the toy pistol, bullets & holster.

No i don't know what you're talking about. I only remember the car park.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

You're seriously outdated when you think that the mrt starts from yishun and ends at raffles place i think.


You don't even know about the circle line mrt.

You think buses and mrts use that super thin card to scan.

You think national day is held at the padang.

 

[1sickpuppy II]

Yes and also if you buy pig's spare parts soup, no more plus they give you 2 or 3 piece intestines.

Yes I missed the pig lungs and the pig skin too

 

[Glaringly]

You still faithfully patronise Fei Fei Wanton mee, when you are serve in a bowl with noodles and ingredients upside down with the spoon holding the chilli and you are expected to drink the soup after you finish your noodles and fetch it yourself. :o

 

[jw5]

I know almost every brick in that building, inlcuding the tall tree at the annex side...that is how passionate..no need passion card!. I always call it NATIONAL LIBRARY!..those days no internet & search for books, you have to go the index cards, then to the shelves that goes by GEO 9.1 for example....you are your own google... ha ha ha:p

The wanton mee there also belly nice...................... :p

 

[Glaringly]

We know you are out dated when you still travel to Genting daily to gamble.

 

[Glaringly]

You are out dated if you think the postmen delivers mails only, instead of flyers.

 

[Glaringly]

You are out dated when you order a plate of Char Siew freid rice and expect it contains Char Siew.