What will an old fart like you be doing on Xmas eve? Just curious.
Same old shit every year, Christmas eve dinner, have my buddies and their wives or gfs over (these women folk need to have valid driving license). I supply ham on bone, stuffed turkey, roast beef, salads. They bring their choice of poison (alcohol). All will get stuffed and pissed. Ends at 4-5am. Christmas Day dinner, we repeat at one of their homes.
Oh, and we like to get sucked off too. Which girly mouth doing it doesn't matter, we're pissed and won't be able to recognise her anyway.