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[PUNISHER]

A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

 

[PUNISHER]

A woman starts dating a doctor. She eventually becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work?" she asks. "It's worth a try," he says. The doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation, he goes to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this." "What happened?" asks the priest. "You gave birth to a child!" "But that's impossible!" says the priest. "I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby." About 15 years go by, and the priest realizes he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies, "I am your mother. The archbishop is your father."

 

[PUNISHER]

Three nuns are talking. The first nun says, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nun asks. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun says, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasp the other nuns. "What did you do?" they ask. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replies. The third nun faints.

 

[beensetfree]

Singing

A preacher got up in front of his church on Sunday and announced
that he would not be preaching today but that he would say a
word and whatever song the word reminded them of they were to
get up and sing the song.

The church said oh this will be fun and so the preacher said
BLOOD, well lots of people stood up and began to sing Power In
The Blood.

The preacher responded with good work, the preacher then shouted
CROSS, again lots of people stood and sang The Old Rugged Cross,
again the preacher announced good work.

The preacher then shouted GRACE, once again the people stood and
sang Amazing Grace How Sweet The Sound, everyone was excited and
wanting more this, it was so much fun.

Then the preacher shouted SEX, no one in the church dared to
move they just sat there quietly looking around for what seemed
forever, finally after a long period of time from the back pew
stood an old lady who sang

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