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Passing of Mr Lee Kuan Yew

Which world leader will NOT make it for the funeral

  • Obama

    Votes: 13 59.1%
  • Cameron

    Votes: 7 31.8%
  • Putin

    Votes: 13 59.1%
  • Abbott

    Votes: 6 27.3%
  • Merkel

    Votes: 7 31.8%
  • Xi

    Votes: 10 45.5%

  • Total voters
    22

Semaj2357

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Re: National Mourning.....wtf is that?

what many are interested in is whether there's kali cheeken and can bring plastic container or not :biggrin:
 

chootchiew

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Re: Lao lee's corpse to be moved from istana to parliment house this wed, traffic war

咸鱼 can or not ?

LOL transportation of 咸鱼 are normally done by skewing..hope to see him being skewed this way during the transportation process and instead of going to parliament house, the driver (who hated him) drive it to pasir panjang wet market.
 
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laksaboy

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Re: MPs and Ministars are competing

The MP who gathers the most number of condolences and mourners will get a cabinet job. The ministar who fail to gather the minimum number of condolences will be dropped from cabinet.

Someone needs to wail out loud and beat their chest in public. Learn from the North Koreans.
 

glockman

Old Fart
Asset
Re: National Mourning.....wtf is that?

National Mourning means :

Don't need to go to school or to work. Stay at home with your family, all must wear black and watch CNA tribute all day and night. When you go to toilet, must bring in the radio. No laughing, no joy, and no sexual activities.
 

eatshitndie

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Asset
Re: National Mourning.....wtf is that?

what many are interested in is whether there's kali cheeken and can bring plastic container or not :biggrin:

sinkies are world-reknown for "ta pau", especially the freeloading kind. they learn it from the leeder.

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akasha

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Loyal
I am so sad LKY died in hospital

Yes, I am so sad LKY died in hospital bed.

A bastard smear of shit on sole of shoe LKY do not deserve to die in bed.

TOO FUCKING LATE FOR US TO DRAG HIM FROM HIS BED TO DANGLE HIM WITH PIANO WIRE TO DANCE UNDER THE LAMP POST.
HIS FUCKING CORPSE CAN STILL BE DRAGGED OUT TO DANGLE UNDER THE LAMP POSTS AND LEFT TO ROT.
 

akasha

Alfrescian
Loyal
Re: MPs and Ministars are competing

Competition will be on who got the sharpest knife and who they will be hooting and how many billions will they get from singaporeans
 

akasha

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Re: Lao lee's corpse to be moved from istana to parliment house this wed, traffic war



we all will yum seng and yum seng and yum seng again and again dancing singing on table tops and streets
we then will see those in pap with sharpened knives hooting arsehloon a dozen new arseholes and the death of the entire lee kwa clan
we then will pick up piano wires and hang all those remaining pap and their collaborators from lamp posts and see those bastards and bitches dance.
And happiness will return to our land.
And stinkapore will become singapore once more.

 

jw5

Moderator
Moderator
Loyal
Re: National Mourning.....wtf is that?

Remind me not to borrow your radio. :biggrin:

National Mourning means :

Don't need to go to school or to work. Stay at home with your family, all must wear black and watch CNA tribute all day and night. When you go to toilet, must bring in the radio. No laughing, no joy, and no sexual activities.
 

akasha

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Re: Finally The Last Leaf Has Fallen N We Witness The End Of End Era.

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Bury that bastard LKY under a public toilet or in sewerage treatment plant.
Sinkies shit on him or flowing around him will purify that bastard LKY
The stink of our shit will smell a lot better than that smear of shit on sole of shoe LKY.
 

akasha

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Loyal
Re: Suggestion: When you reach LKY's altar, do this to pay your respects

Idol worshipping. Never yield to dead bodies.

But this is a showing of extremely great gratitude.

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Bury that bastard LKY under a public toilet or in sewerage treatment plant.
Sinkies shit on him or flowing around him will purify that bastard LKY
The stink of our shit will smell a lot better than that smear of shit on sole of shoe LKY.
 

Maxim

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Loyal

Lee Kuan Yew's passing mourned in Taiwan

CNA and Staff Reporter
2015-03-23

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Ma Ying-jeou and Lee Kuan Yew during the latter's visit to Taiwan in 2011. (Photo/CNA)

The government of Taiwan on Monday mourned the passing of Lee Kuan Yew, the founding father of Singapore, with President Ma Ying-jeou and other prominent and former government officials paying tribute to him.

Lee, who died earlier in the day at a hospital in Singapore at the age of 91, was "a distinguished leader who will be remembered by people around the world," Ma said through his spokesman, adding that Lee was leader who had built Singapore into a "first-rate nation."

On his Facebook page, Ma posted a picture of himself and Lee, which was taken during Lee's last visit to Taiwan in 2011 in his capacity as minister mentor. Lee was a leader with great vision and integrity," Ma said in the post. He also described Lee as a resolute and hard-working politician who loved his people.

Ma said he had firsthand knowledge of Lee's strong friendship with the late president Chiang Ching-kuo, noting that it was "the most solid foundation of the friendship between our two countries."

Ma was Chiang's secretary in the early 1980s and drafted letters to Lee, who was then prime minister of Singapore, for the president. Ma said he was instructed at the time to write the letters "with affection." Ma subsequently met with Lee in Singapore on several occasions in his own capacities as minister of justice, mayor of Taipei and chairman of the Kuomintang.

In a separate press release by the Executive Yuan, Premier Mao Chi-kuo said the death has cost international society the loss of a wise man and the loss of a close friend of the Republic of China.

"The ROC government and its people will always remember Lee Kuan Yew's contributions to the promotion of Taiwan-Singapore relations and the peace between the two sides of the Taiwan Strait," Mao said.

In the statement, the Executive Yuan said that since Singapore was established in 1965, Lee had played the key role in the promotion of Taiwan-Singapore links and spared no efforts in pushing for interaction between Taiwan and China. Lee was instrumental in helping implement the first talks between Taiwan's Koo Chen-fu and China's Wang Daohan — the top negotiators from the two sides at that time — in Singapore in March 1993. It was these "Koo-Wang talks" that started the on-going and peaceful dialogue and stable exchanges between the two sides of the strait, the statement said.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs also issued a statement on Lee's passing, saying he was a leader who was "familiar with and friendly toward Taiwan."

Eric Chu, chair of Taiwan's ruling Kuomintang, said his party is "deeply saddened" by the passing of Lee and expressed his condolences to Lee's family and the people of Singapore.

"Singapore became an economic miracle under his leadership, and has successfully played an important role in international politics," said Chu, who is also mayor of New Taipei. Chu described Lee as a longtime friend of the KMT and said Lee's ideas and practices inspired him during visits he made to Singapore in 2009 and earlier this year.

Taiwan's opposition Democratic Progressive Party spokesperson Cheng Yun-peng also quoted DPP chair Tsai Ing-wen as describing Lee as an "outstanding" politician of the modern era. Tsai said Singapore became a vibrant economy under Lee's leadership and that his contributions will be remembered, Cheng added.

Former president Lee Teng-hui praised the late Singaporean prime minister for leading his country in their efforts to build an independent nation, calling him "a precious asset to Singapore." Under his three-decade leadership that ended in 1990, Lee Teng-hui said, Singapore became head of the Asian Tigers comprising Singapore, South Korea, Hong Kong and Taiwan, all newly industrialized economies which achieved prosperity in the 1980s.

Meanwhile, on his Facebook page, former premier Frank Hsieh praised Lee for designating English as one of Singapore's official languages, which he said laid the foundation for Singapore's international competitiveness.

Lee visited Taiwan no fewer than 25 times, mostly during Chiang Ching-kuo's presidency from 1978 until his death in January 1988.


 

Thick Face Black Heart

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Re: Alternative Location to Mourn The Passing of Lee Kuan Yew

Bro,

I heard this joke when I was in university. ahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!

Always LOLLOL when I heard it. Hahahahahahah!


heard this story ..

In his younger days, lky always went to NUS swimming pool for his daily exercise. One day, for apparently no reason, he drowned and sank at the deep end of the pool luckily there were two students nearby who jumped in and pulled him up to safety.
When he came to, he asked both students whatever they wanted in return within his power, he would give.
One student asked for scholarship to study at Harvard of which lky obliged.
Then he turned to next one who at first hesitated to reply but after long pause he asked lky to promise to give him state funeral.
lky : "WTF man, why should you ask me to give you state funeral?"
student : "ermm ... you see, sir... the moment I reach home and my father comes to know that I saved your life he sure to kill me, sir!"

.. anyone can confirm when this happened
 
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