A good friend of mine, who is currently training for the Singapore Marathon had a late night run at Bedok Reservoir last night. While running through a dark stretch of the reservoir, he ran into a lady all dressed in red with her son who was also dressed in red floating on the waters. Their faces were as pale as the winter snow and they had blood shot eyes. My friend immediately recognised them as the mother and son who had committed suicide there. My friend was terrified at the two menacing apparitions in front of him and as his veins turned cold, he froze in fear.
Suddenly, he remembered the teachings of Pastor Kong and realised that he did not have to fear the two unclean spirits who are condemned to an eternity in Hell. So he invoke the name of Pastor Kong and ordered the mother and son, "In the name of His Holiness Pastor Kong, begone you unclean spirits and go forth to Hell whence you belong!"
The apparition of the dead mother and son immediately let out a loud ungodly scream and a wormhole opened beneath them and suck them into the dark abyss of Hell! My friend felt triumphant in having sent those two unclean spirits to Hell.
I can safely declare that Bedok Reservoir is safe again all thanks to the holy cleansing by His Holiness Pastor Kong! Should you run into ghosts, spirits, ghouls, hantus, pontianaks, Sadako Yamamura, poltergeist, vampires etc etc., you just have to invoke the name of Pastor Kong and these unholy creatures will be banished to Hell. However, this will only work if you have consistently make donations to His Holiness Pastor Kong. Remember give Him and your returns will be 1000-fold
Suddenly, he remembered the teachings of Pastor Kong and realised that he did not have to fear the two unclean spirits who are condemned to an eternity in Hell. So he invoke the name of Pastor Kong and ordered the mother and son, "In the name of His Holiness Pastor Kong, begone you unclean spirits and go forth to Hell whence you belong!"
The apparition of the dead mother and son immediately let out a loud ungodly scream and a wormhole opened beneath them and suck them into the dark abyss of Hell! My friend felt triumphant in having sent those two unclean spirits to Hell.
I can safely declare that Bedok Reservoir is safe again all thanks to the holy cleansing by His Holiness Pastor Kong! Should you run into ghosts, spirits, ghouls, hantus, pontianaks, Sadako Yamamura, poltergeist, vampires etc etc., you just have to invoke the name of Pastor Kong and these unholy creatures will be banished to Hell. However, this will only work if you have consistently make donations to His Holiness Pastor Kong. Remember give Him and your returns will be 1000-fold
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