I thought its a well written article. In the zine world it's called a page filler. Absolute rubbish with no value that is grammatically correct, and has the ability to hold the readers attention in the hope that is at least something at the end. The best article of this genre that I read was about watching paint dry. I was told such articles are best written when the mind is empty. Sadly these articles seldom surface as it is very rare to find such authors who actually believe in their work.
Heading down to the supermarket now to find an ice pick to poke my eye.