LTS donates cum today!

[leetahbar]

my li'l brother LEETAHSAR must be saluted as PATRIOT IN THE HIGHEST HONOR!!

mari kita up for him!!

after the BB'S COMING BACK THIS 7TH MONTH, LTS was motivated to do something to increase our populaton. this morning, i drove my li'l brother LTS to the hospital. no his kdineys aren't failing. his diabetic level is superbly controlled.

he hears the calling....the calling for TRUE BLOOD SINGAPOREANS progeny. our SPERM BANK is dry. LTS is merely doing his mandom duty to donate his 50K virgin unadulterated cumjuice as stud seeds for new breeding of TRUE BLUE SINGAPOREANS.

he qualifies. he's perfect! no bad habits. no smoking, drinking, bonking or obsessive/compulsive behaviour. and the best and rarest part: HE'S A VIRGIN!

so here i was waiting outside for LTS to enter a dimly lit romantic room filled with XXX magazines and XXX vcds/dvds.

about half an hour later, it was done. he exited from that "milking room" glowing as though he was greatly re-charged!

so horny and healthy guys reading this. instead of wasting your precious mandom juice, make an appointment: DONATE IT TO THE SPERM BANK. so something good for the nation as well as better utilisation of your precious mojo.

 

[Debonerman]

Crazy mad Fuck! He'll be spamming this forum soon. Mark my words! This is how he handles rejection. Don't believe me? Ask F4-1!!!!!:p:p:p

 

[leetahbar]

u r one very kookoo imbecile. you are the one who's spamming, who wants to read every of my posting and who KPKB the loudest and the most childish.

why huh? why leh?

dunno how to use the IGNORE key is it stupid tight anal-retentor!

 

[Debonerman]

Man must have compassion. You are becoming a lonely and pathetic piece of shit!

 

[leetahbar]

hahahahaha...just like u a big piece of lupsup shit!! didn't u spam my thread the most, nerd?

i saw u in NUS today while driving LTS there. just like he described u r indeed a 3footer walking with a funny limp and a blank facial expression. definitely balless with a little prick!

so nerd, use your JIUYANGSHENGGONG and cum into the petrie dish - without using the hand. save those mojo instead of fantasying bonking that bony bitch. she's not for you. she's using u just like she herself is being used by the 1/2past6 pretty clown bozo.

 

[Debonerman]

Aiyah Bapok Bob, so lame lah! Talk so much why didn't you go over and punch him in the face? Scared your fist splinters into a thousand pieces issit? Moh Lan Yung!

 

[Ah Guan]

Cheebye LeeTahBar

Why are you spamming this folder with your gay stories??

You sick homo pervert

You are fucking disgusting

 

[leetahbar]

after the milking sexsion, my li'l brother LTS n i had our morning kopi of SPINELLI and some sandwiches and muffins.

and here the goon went peering into the future....

LTS: tahbar, they said my mojo damn solid. very active tadpole. sure impregnant any bitches' womb. hahahaha...

LTB: piangz! ur 50k magma that solid one!

LTS: there's one thing i m quite anxious and apprehensive....i can't help thinking and worrying about it.

LTB: huh? ...(lai liao...not again! pls dun make me laugh until i spew kopi all over my pants....please...tolong....)

LTS: u know la...singapore beri small right. i was wondering how many progeny will my seeds produce leh. if say 5 aiya kids i got hor....next time like 18 yrs later, i m sure i would meet them here in singapore. then how?

LTB: how? how i know how? (hmm....spinelli kopi really damn solid although damn expensive at $4 + a cup. and the warm crusty muffin....YUMMY!!)

LTS: do u think i could ask them: hi, are u my test-tubed babies?

choke..choke..choke...*cough! cough! cough!!*

LTB: WHAT??!!

LTS: then suppose i got 3 bitches and 2 horny pricks....suppose la... they meet, fall in love...then how huh?

COUGH...COUGH...COUGH!! big time choke!!

LTB: HUH? LI KONG SIMI?? WHO MEET WHO 18 YEARS LATER?...*cough...cough..cough!*

LTS: my progeny la! they are from my seeds what so they are er..sort of SAME FATHER DIFFERENT MOTHERS...half brothers and half sisters lor..and if they meet and fall in luv..and MY GOD!! do that XXX thing....HOW??!! it would be INCEST, right?

LTB: WHAT!! (kopi all spewed out!) what in love? what XXX? what INCEST??

after a quick wiping with the fast absorbent servette, i finally understood what was going in that funny goon's mind. he was apprehensive that his "offsprings" would meet in future and ended up having sex with each other. that would be INCEST!! they were theoretically and genetically "siblings" from one of the same aiya father, namely LEETAHSAR.

then how huh? how leh?

wow!! that would be an 18 years later story to continue! LOL!!

 

[Debonerman]

Bob Sim Kheng Hwee's donation of his superior genes. More potent than Lee Kuan Yew's!

 

[leetahbar]

no sweat! LEETAHSAR shall get all his anxieties and premonitions answered the next round when he goes "milking" again

but for now, what would ur answer be? it's really a simple question but with very complex answers and probabilities!

 

[leetahbar]

so BB'S COMING BACK...he's really coming back!! LOL! this time as a full blooded TRUE BLUE SINGAPOREAN!

 

[leebolan]

Bob Sim Kheng Hwee aka leetahbar of Blk 171, Stirling Rd, stop beating your father and calling your mother "lau cheebye"

 

[leetahbar]

1/2past6 lawyer who lost his BB should go and contribute his seeds instead of wasting in some barren dried up laukuaybu.

the horny nerd should also pay a visit to donate his precious phd "milk" instead of paying $50 to some faggot transvestite camp mate whore to wank it out for him.

but that sex pervert sotong must keep his distance. his gene is those warped type and may end up producing more psychos detrimental to our girls and boys later.:p

 

[guavatree]

1/2past6 lawyer who lost his BB should go and contribute his seeds instead of wasting in some barren dried up laukuaybu.

lanjiao sucking unemployed parasite old fart faggot fake monk PAP dog Bob Sim Kheng Hwee,

temple thief, swindler, fraudster, cheat, con-artist, liar, hypocrite, deceiver, betrayer, all rolled into one!

Illicit gay activities:

Penal Code Section 377A states, “Any male person who, in public or private, commits, or abets the commission of, or procures or attempts to procure the commission by any male person of, any act of gross indecency with another male person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to 2 years.”

Cheating:

Whoever, by deceiving any person, fraudulently or dishonestly induces the person so deceived to deliver any property to any person, or to consent that any person shall retain any property, or intentionally induces the person so deceived to do or omit to do anything which he or she would not do or omit if he or she were not so deceived, and which act or omission causes or is likely to cause damage or harm to that person in body, mind, reputation or property, is said to "cheat". For example, A cheats if he intentionally deceives Z into a belief that A means to repay any money that Z may lend to him when A does not intend to repay it, and thereby dishonestly induces Z to lend him money. Cheating is punished with imprisonment of up to one year, or a fine, or both.

Father bashing:

Voluntarily causing hurt – A person causes hurt when he or she causes bodily pain, disease or infirmity to any person. Whoever does any act with the intention of causing hurt to any person, or with the knowledge that he is likely to cause hurt to any person, and does cause hurt to any person, voluntarily causes hurt. The penalty for voluntarily causing hurt is imprisonment of up to one year, or a fine of up to S$1,000, or both.

Theft of Temple Funds:

Theft is committed when a person, intending to take dishonestly any movable property out of the possession of any person without that person’s consent, moves that property in order to effect the taking. The penalty for theft is imprisonment of up to three years, or a fine, or both. It is more common, however, for offenders to be charged with committing theft in a building, tent or vessel, which is used as a human dwelling, or for the custody of property. The penalty for this more serious offense is imprisonment of up to seven years, and also a fine.