Let laugh at Tottenham Hostpur thread

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Let's all laugh at Tottenham Hostpur thread

If you read the UK soccer forums, almost everyone are gloating about spurs miserable plight. Only the Big 4 in such circumstances could have got more laughs.

I alway thought that Tottenham could struggle this season but honesty, I never thought that they be so shit poor.

If you're a spurs fan, the current situation is like a nightmare that just keep getting worse. But to some, it's like a comedy show that got funnier every week.

 

[zack123]

If you read the UK soccer forums, almost everyone are gloating about spurs miserable plight. Only the Big 4 in such circumstances could have got more laughs.

I alway thought that Tottenham could struggle this season but honesty, I never thought that they be so shit poor.

If you're a spurs fan, the current situation is like a nightmare that just keep getting worse. But to some, it's like a comedy show that got funnier every week.

Hope they go bankrupt and get relegated 2 divisions lower.

 

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Happier Days
If only we can turn back time :(

 

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Nice to see that Tottenham shirt makers still have their sense of humor.






The slight kit adjustment for this weekend clash with Bolton.

 

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[no_faith]

if keane and berba are still ard....
i dunno why we r one of them who gave spurs the 1 pt :(

 

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I can't stop LOL!

 

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Another new kit

 

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This is not funny!

But we think it is

 

[zack123]

Totenham hotsperm new kit next year

<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:89981"><img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/89981.jpg" border="0"><br />Super Sperm</a> (from <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/">CollegeHumor</a>)

 

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It's so funny that even moody Berbatov is smiling and Robbie Keane is doing cartwheels.

 

[zack123]

White Hart Lane Burger Van To Sell Vegetable Samosas


Fans at White Hart Lane have been finding life hard to bear lately, with Tottenham rooted to the bottom of the Premier League table, but there was a new twist to the saga this morning when Ali Ashraf, the man who owns the burger van outside the ground, announced that, from next week, he will start to sell Vegetable Samosas on matchdays.

Said Ali:

"It's the nearest Spurs fans will get to three points!"



The jovial man of Turkish extraction is, himself, a Tottenham supporter, but hasn't had much to shout about recently, and has decided to try to cheer-up fellow Spurs fans by introducing the three-pointed snack.

Other previous attempts at enticing a smile out of the dour north London diehard fans, have included his Robbie Hot Dog, which went down as Keane as mustard, and a CheeseBerba in recognition of the pouting Bulgarian striker who has now signed for a bigger club, Manchester United.

As Ali put the finishing touches to his Samosa mix, he told our Sports correspondent:

"The fans here is great, innit. Fing is, we need free points from somewhere, so I made the Samosa idea cuz it's got free points! Yeah? Innit!"

 

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Don't forget me!

 

[zack123]

Spurs The Subject Of New Shakespearian Tragedy


Tottenham Hotspur, the Premier League football team who just don't know how to win, are to be the subjects of a newly-discovered Shakesperian tragedy to be performed by the Royal Shakespeare Company at Stratford-upon-Avon.

The play, as yet untitled, chronicles the ups-and-downs, but mainly downs, of a troupe of travelling circus performers who take their act around the country, playing to hecklesome audiences who barrack and boo them wherever they go.

A series of poor performances results in turmoil within the troupe, and disintegration into anarchy results. The play has a Latin flavour, with central character Gustavo propping-up the inadequacies of Spanish clown Ramos, who cannot smile.

Other members of the troupe plot the unfortunate Ramos' downfall, some
preferring murder, as the circus continues in vain to impress its audiences.

Finally, Ramos disappears amid spiralling confusion, and accusations amongst the circus hierarchy over who is to blame.

It's a tragedy in the true tradition of Shakespeare, full of uncontrolled ambition, cruelty and guilt, and contains a real twist in the tale involving relegation.

Tottenham's relationship with Shakespeare is long-standing. The club first acquired its 'Hotspur' tag from Sir Henry Percy (1364-1403) who was "Harry Hotspur" of Shakespeare's Henry IV, part 1.

Sir Henry would have been most upset by Spurs' current run of poor form.

 

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Tottenham - Do you want to tap me up to replace your shit manager...

I really really Love it

 

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You were 4th from bottom when I was sacked. You ARE bottom now.
and who say I never win a trophy for my beloved spurs.

we won this in 2006!

 

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Google always keeping with the times.