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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_and_schizophrenia

"The relationship between religion and schizophrenia is of particular interest to psychologists because of the similarities between religious experiences and schizophrenic episodes; religious experiences often involve auditory and/or visual hallucinations, and schizophrenics commonly report similar hallucinations, along with a variety of delusions and faulty beliefs. A common report from those with schizophrenia is some kind of a religious delusion - that is, they believe they are divine beings, God is talking to them, they are possessed by demons, etc.[5][6][7] In a study of schizophrenia patients that had been previously admitted to a hospital, 24% had had religious delusions.[8] Because of the inherent similarities between religious belief and schizophrenia, it has led some researchers to question whether schizophrenia leads an individual to become more religious, or if intense religiosity leads to schizophrenia.[9]"
 

beensetfree

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And that is...


I am standing upon the seashore.

A ship at my side spreads her white sails to the ocean.

She is an object of beauty and strength.

I stand and watch her until at length she hangs like a speck of
white cloud just where the sea and sky come to mingle with each
other.

Then someone at my side says: "There, she is gone!"

"Gone where?"

Gone from my sight. That is all.

Her diminished size is in me, not in her.

And just at the moment when someone at my side says:

"There, she is gone!"

There are other eyes watching her coming,
and other voices ready to take up the glad shout:

"Here she comes!"

And that is dying.


~Henry Scott Holland
 

beensetfree

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The Donut Master
=================

There was a boy by the name of Steve who was attending college
where Brother Christianson taught seminary.

One day, Brother Christianson asked Steve to stay after class so
he could talk with him. After class, Bro. Christianson pulled
Steve aside and said, "You think you're pretty tough, don't you?"

Steve's answer was, "Yeah, I do."

Then Brother Christianson asked, "How many pushups can you do?"

Steve said, "I do about 200 every night."

"200? That's pretty good, Steve," Brother Christianson said.

"Do you think you could do 300?"

Steve replied, "I don't know... I've never done 300 at a time."

"Do you think you could?" again asked Brother Christianson.

"Well, I can try," said Steve.

"Can you do 300 in sets of 10?
I need you to do 300 in sets of ten for this to work.
Can you do it? I need you to tell me you can do it,"
Brother Christianson said.

Steve said, "Well... I think I can... yeah, I can do it."

Brother Christianson said, "Good! I need you to do this on Friday."

Friday came and Steve got to class early and sat in the front.

When class started, Brother Christianson pulled out a big box of
donuts. Now these weren't the normal kinds of donuts, they were
the extra fancy BIG kind with cream centers and frosting swirls.

Everyone was pretty excited. It was Friday, the last class of
the day, and they were going to get an early start on the weekend.

Bro. Christianson went to the first girl in the first row and asked,
"Cynthia, do you want a donut?" Cynthia said, "Yes."

Bro. Christianson then turned to Steve and asked, "Steve, would
you do ten pushups so that Cynthia can have a donut?"

Steve said, "Sure," and jumped down from his desk to do a quick ten.
Then Steve again sat in his desk. Bro. Christianson put a donut on
Cynthia's desk.

Bro. Christianson then went to Joe, the next person, and asked,
"Joe, do you want a donut?"

Joe said, "Yes." Bro. Christianson asked, "Steve would you do
ten pushups so Joe can have a donut?" Steve did ten pushups,
Joe got a donut.

And so it went, down the first aisle, Steve did ten pushups for
every person before they got their donuts and down the second
aisle, until Bro. Christianson came to Scott. Scott was captain
of the football team and center of the basketball team. He was
very popular and never lacking for female companionship.

When Bro. Christianson asked, "Scott do you want a donut?"

Scott's reply was, "Well, can I do my own pushups?"

Bro. Christianson said, "No, Steve has to do them."

Then Scott said, "Well, I don't want one then."

Bro. Christianson then turned to Steve and asked, "Steve, would
you do ten pushups so Scott can have a donut he doesn't want?"

Steve started to do ten pushups.
Scott said, "HEY! I said I didn't want one!"

Bro. Christianson said, "Look, this is my classroom, my class,
my desks, and my donuts. Just leave it on the desk if you don't
want it." And he put a donut on Scott's desk.

Now by this time, Steve had begun to slow down a little. He
just stayed on the floor between sets because it took too much
effort to be getting up and down.

You could start to see a little perspiration coming out around his
brow.

Bro. Christianson started down the third row. Now the students
were beginning to get a little angry.

Bro. Christianson asked Jenny, "Jenny, do you want a donut?"

Jenny said, "No."

Then Bro. Christianson asked Steve, "Steve, would you do ten
pushups so Jenny can have a donut that she doesn't want?"
Steve did ten, Jenny got a donut.

By now, the students were beginning to say "No" and there were
all these uneaten donuts on the desks. Steve was also having to
really put forth a lot of effort to get these pushups done for
each donut. There began to be a small pool of sweat on the
floor beneath his face; his arms and brow were beginning to get
red because of the physical effort involved.

Bro. Christianson asked Robert to watch Steve to make sure he
did ten pushups in a set because he couldn't bear to watch all
of Steve's work for all of those uneaten donuts.
So Robert began to watch Steve closely.

Bro. Christianson started down the fourth row.

During his class, however, some students had wandered in and sat
along the heaters along the sides of the room. When Bro.
Christianson realized this; he did a quick count and saw 34
students in the room. He started to worry if Steve would be
able to make it.

Bro. Christianson went on to the next person and the next and
the next. Near the end of that row, Steve was really having a
rough time. He was taking a lot more time to complete each set.

Steve asked Bro. Christianson, "Do I have to make my nose touch
on each one?" Bro. Christianson thought for a moment,
"Well, they're your pushups. You can do them any way that you want."
And Bro. Christianson went on.

A few moments later, Jason came to the room and was about to come
in when all the students yelled, "NO! Don't come in! Stay out!"

Jason didn't know what was going on.

Steve picked up his head and said, "No, let him come."

Bro. Christianson said, "You realize that if Jason comes in
you will have to do ten pushups for him."

Steve said, "Yes, let him come in." Bro. Christianson said,
"Okay, I'll let you get Jason's out of the way right now.
Jason, do you want a donut?"

"Yes."

"Steve, will you do ten pushups so that Jason can have a donut?"
Steve did ten pushups very slowly and with great effort.

Jason, bewildered, was handed a donut and sat down.

Bro. Christianson finished the fourth row, then started on those
seated on the heaters. Steve's arms were now shaking with each
pushup in a struggle to lift himself against the force of gravity.
Sweat was dropping off of his face, and by this time,
there was not a dry eye in the room.

The very last two girls in the room were cheerleaders and very
popular. Bro. Christianson went to Linda, the second to last,
and asked, "Linda, do you want a doughnut? Linda said, very sadly,
"No, thank you."

Bro. Christianson asked Steve, "Steve, would you do ten pushups
so that Linda can have a donut she doesn't want?"

Grunting from the effort, Steve did ten very slow pushups for Linda.

Then Bro. Christianson turned to the last girl, Susan.

"Susan, do you want a donut?"

Susan, with tears flowing down her face, asked, Bro. Christianson,
"Dr. Christianson, why can't I help him?"

Dr. Christianson, with tears of his own, said,
"No, Steve has to do it alone.
I have given him this task and he is in charge of seeing that everyone
has an opportunity for a donut whether they want it or not.

When I decided to have a party this last day of class,
I looked at my grade book.
Steve here is the only student with a perfect grade.
Everyone else failed a test, skipped class, or offered me inferior
work.

Steve told me that in football practice, when a player messes up
he must do push ups. I told Steve that none of you could come
to my party unless he paid the price by doing your push ups.

He and I made a deal for your sakes.

Steve, would you do ten pushups so Susan can have a donut?"

As Steve very slowly finished his last pushup, with the understanding
that he had accomplished all that was required of him,
having done 350 pushups, his arms buckled beneath him
and he fell to the floor.

Brother Christianson turned to the room and said.

"And so it was, that our Savior, Jesus Christ, plead to the Father,
'Into your hands I commend my spirit.'

With the understanding that He had done everything that was
required of Him, He collapsed on the cross and died. And like
some of those in this room, many of us leave the gift on the desk,

...uneaten."


~Art Nelson~
 

God my healer

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BE STRONG AND COURAGEOUS" (2/5)

"Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.” (Joshua 1:9, NIV)

What is courage? How do we find it? How do we live it?

Webster's Dictionary defines it as "That quality of mind which enables one to meet danger and difficulties with firmness, valor."

The word is derived from the French word coeur, meaning heart, and comes from the ancient idea that our character and the best of our emotions come from the heart.

The movie "Braveheart" tried to portray such a life of courage against all odds.

A better film and one that reaches deeper into the word's meaning is "A Man for All Seasons." This is the story of Sir Thomas Moore, a man of great wisdom and nobility, who refused to bow to the wishes of his king on a matter of principle and lost his life for it.

There is no better passage in Scripture that speaks of courage than Joshua chapter 1. Moses had been the Israelite nation's leader for 40 years, and now Joshua was to take over.

We find God, knowing Joshua's doubt and fears, saying to him three separate times: "Be strong and courageous" and each time with a different emphasis.

First, he promises Joshua, "As I was with Moses, so I will be with you. I will never leave you nor forsake you." (v.5-6)

The second time, he adds "Be careful to obey all the law." (v.7)

The third time we see His deep concern for His possibly nervous servant: "Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged". (v.9)

For the Christian, there is every reason to be courageous, no matter how dark the external situation may be.

How I need this courage as president of a small, vulnerable company, whose financial future looks bleak, even as I am writing this. But I can look back and know that God is faithful and has provided all that I needed in the past.

God promised to be with Joshua in difficult times: "As I was with Moses." Being in difficult times myself, that promise has special meaning to me.

God's second admonition, "to obey," is just as applicable. If I walk in obedience and love with my Savior, I can trust that He will give me courage.

Thirdly, in spite of all my doubts and fears, God is patient and persistent in His encouragement. He will always be with me wherever I go and whatever I do. Nothing can separate me from the love of Christ.

Now is the time for courage!

-- by John Hoyte writing in Christianity Today/Men of Integrity magazine

Nothing is impossible to The Lord and to the people who believe in Him
 

beensetfree

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Twenty-five Beautiful One-liners


1. Give God what's right - not what's left



2. Man's way may lead to a hopeless end - God's way always leads to an endless hope.

3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing {with God}

4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period!



6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.




8. When praying, don't give God instructions, just report for duty.



9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church in a box.


10. Don't change God's messages, for they are meant to change us.






11. When God ordains, He sustains.

12. Warning from God: Exposure to My Son may prevent eternal burning.

13. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built theark.


14. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

17. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.

18. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive



19. Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.



20. S/He who angers you controls you.



21. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.



22. Give Satan an inch and he''ll soon be a ruler.



23. By ye fishers of men - you catch them and let Him clean them



24. God doesn't call the qualified to work for Him. He qualifies the Called.



25. Read the Bible. It'll scare the hell of out you!
 

beensetfree

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'Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice.'




1. Pray
2. Go to bed on time.
3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.
4. Say No to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your mental health.

5. Delegate tasks to capable others.
6. Simplify and unclutter your life.
7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.)
8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.

9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't lump the hard things all together.
10. Take one day at a time.
11. Separate worries from concerns . If a situation is a concern, find out what God would have you do and let go of the anxiety . If you can't do anything about a situation, forget it.
12. Live within your budget; don't use credit cards for ordinary purchases.

13.. Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.
14. K.M.S. (Keep Mouth Shut). This single piece of advice can prevent an enormous amount of trouble.
15. Do something for the Kid in You everyday.

16. Carry a Book with you to read while waiting in line.
17. Get enough rest.
18. Eat right.
19 Get organized so everything has its place.

20. Listen to a tape while driving that can help improve your quality of life.
21. Write down thoughts and inspirations.
22. Every day, find time to be alone.
23. Having problems? Talk to God on the spot. Try to nip small problems in the bud. Don't wait until it's time to go to bed to try and pray..
24. Make friends with Godly people.

25. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.
26. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good 'Thank you my Almighty God'
27. Laugh.
28. Laugh some more!
29 Take your work seriously, but not yourself at all.
30. Develop a forgiving attitude (most people are doing the best they can).

31. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).
32. Sit on your ego.
33 Talk less; listen more.
34. Slow down.
35. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
36 Every night before bed, think of one thing you're grateful for that you've never been grateful for before. GOD HAS A WAY OF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU.
 

beensetfree

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Generous Asset
In Everything

“In everything that I have created, your pain, your struggles
and your disappointments, there is beauty.

In everything the devil has created, even that which appears to
be beautiful, is at its core, ugly.”

~God~
 

beensetfree

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On the lighter side ------

Technology – or Sixth Sense?
=============================

It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked
their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never
been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he
couldn't tell what the heck the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe
that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members
of the village should collect wood so they would be prepared for
it.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an
idea.

He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service
and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,"
the Meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect
even more wood in order to be prepared.

One week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Is
it going to be a very cold winter?" he asked.

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's
going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to
collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again.

"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very
cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It looks like it's going to be
one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood
like crazy."
 

beensetfree

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Generous Asset
Bubbles


I stood on my grandmother's front porch with my son.
He had a bottle of bubbles. You know the type; it's
basically soapy water with a plastic loop on each end.
You dip the loop in the bottle, pull it out, and blow it to
make bubbles.

My son understood the principle but was vainly trying to
blow bubbles. He would dip and dip and blow and blow, but
alas, no bubbles.

He handed me the bottle and loop and asked me, "Daddy can
you make bubbles?" I hadn't blown bubbles in years. I am
a chemist by education, fairly well-trained in surfactant
technology. I have formulated several shampoos, so I
understand surface tension and related foaming
characteristics of surfactants. Surfactant is just a big
fancy word for a soap or detergent.

All that knowledge isn't worth a hoot when trying to blow
bubbles from a loop filled with soapy water. I was having
no more success than my son. I would dip and puff, no
bubbles; the soapy film on the loop would just pop without
releasing any bubbles.

After several futile attempts, I changed tactics.

Instead of puffing on the loop of soapy water, I gently
breathed on it. My son squealed with delight as a big
beautiful
bubble emerged and floated away.

He grabbed the loop, dipped and blew. No bubbles.

I explained to him, "Son you can't blow hard, you must ever
so gently breathe on the loop to make bubbles."
He restrained his ardent desire to make big bubbles by blowing
hard and followed my advice.

Big bubbles.


There are some things that you can get with brute force, but
there are other things that only come with the gentleness
of a soft breath. Too often, we try to force love or real
respect. It won't come. It just pops before the bubble
can ever form because we try to put too much force on it.

The closer something is to higher spirit, the more it is
like bubbles; it can't be forced and is more often found in
the soft things of life.

You have a bottle of bubbles and you have been puffing
trying to get them out.

Blow beautiful bubbles; breathe easy.
 

beensetfree

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Generous Asset
The Grade


A professor stood before his class of twenty senior
organic biology students about to hand out the final
exam.

"I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this
semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and
many of you are off to medical school after summer. So
that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might have
been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would
like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a 'B' for the
course."

There was much rejoicing in the class as students got up,
walked to the front of the class, and took the professor up on his
offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked
out over the handful of remaining students and asked,
"Anyone else? This is your last chance."

One final student rose up and opted out of the final.

The professor closed the door and took attendance of those
students remaining.

"I'm glad to see you believe in yourself," he said.

"You all get 'A's."



How many have taken the easy way out?

The short road, the easy path, the light load,
all lead to lower grades in the school of life.
 
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