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In Norway, anybody can make a comfortable living

Norway has a population of 5.4 million. Almost everyone in this country owns a house, while poverty is practically unheard of.
Our tour guide in Stavanger (a bustling city in Norway) Laila said that the Norwegian government has a very robust foreign reserve position, and if spread evenly among its people, each citizen can get around RM2mil each!

No wonder our bus driver bragged that he was very rich. Besides a big house and big car, he said he also owns a seaside villa (in fact, there are about half a million private-owned villas in the country) and a private yacht (over a million private-owned)!

Each Norwegian is entitled to five weeks of paid holidays a year, too. It looks like the government is actually encouraging its people to go on holidays so that they can be more productive and creative when they return to work.

So, it is not an overstatement that the Norwegian aesthetic has become the byword for Scandinavian design. It’s their exceptional creativity that makes the country’s designs so popular and sought after the world over. As if that’s not enough, Norway is also synonymous with high income, high consumption, and high tax rates.

But why is it that with everything so “high” the people in this country are still able to lead such happy lives? The key lies in the super efficient government and civil service team. Norwegians have the unbelievable fighting spirit of their Viking ancestors. They are not only perfectionists at work, they also have a strong passion for their beloved motherland.

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Vigeland sculpture park or Vigelandpark in Oslo, Norway.

That said, for tourists like us, it’s extremely hard not to feel the pinch of Norway’s superlatively high goods prices. A plate of fried rice with a sunny-side up egg, plus a glass of water, costs RM85 at a fast food restaurant (inclusive of 27% VAT). I asked the Thai shop assistant why it was so expensive, and her reply was crude and straightforward: “Bro, you’re in Norway, not Thailand, OK?”

People living in Norway have grown accustomed to such exorbitant prices. Even a cup of coffee from a popular coffee chain and a veggie bagel would cost almost RM50! So, don’t blame travel agencies if we have to charge more for a Norway tour, as we do have to pay a very high rate for the tour bus, accommodation, food, admission tickets and others.

The locals don’t really think much of it though, probably because they are paid every well. In case you’re not aware, their salaries are about €5,200 euros a month, which is the third highest income rate in the world. Even a fresh graduate can afford to buy luxury items without having to bat an eyelid.

We arrived at the quiet little harbour of Tromso located within the Arctic Circle, where the sun never sets between May 21 and July 21 every year. To our pleasant surprise, even in such a remote outpost we managed to meet a young Malaysian lady who was working at a tiny coffee shop (she was in the country on a work-study visa). She told us that the hourly rate for working in the shop was RM80.

I started calculating in my head and realised that I would just need to work for an hour a day to buy fried rice for lunch; or work for two hours if I wanted to eat at a nice restaurant!

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When visiting Oslo, try to go on a fjord cruise tour.

So, it seems like you will always be able to earn more than enough in Norway. For the same amount of money you get there, you can actually afford royal treatment anywhere in South-East Asia.

My travel buddy Chan, who comes from from Klang, noted, “A part-time job pays upward of RM8 an hour in Malaysia, enough for a plate of mixed rice. And that same amount of money can make you a king in Myanmar.” While that is true, in Malaysia we unfortunately don’t get all the other benefits that Norwegians get.

My point is that the Norwegian government knows what it is doing to keep their economy on track. In this country, people are taxed between 36%b and 47.8% of their salaries (this includes paying for social insurance), and because of this high rate, you would probably think that Norwegians will try their best to evade tax. But it is actually the opposite – Norwegians are more than willing to pay their dues, as they have full confidence in the fairness and transparency of the taxation system. Excess payments will always be returned, often unexpected.

Also, if a taxpayer loses his or her job, he or she is entitled to long-term unemployment benefits. And if that’s not enough, the same person will also enjoy all kinds of perks until he dies, including free education, healthcare and public services. Child and old age benefits are also taken care of by the government.

Even foreign students in Norway are exempted from paying tuition fees, and in the event of an accident, hospitalisation and medical treatment for a foreign tourist will all be paid by the government. Unbelievable, right?

The government in Norway is also constantly investing in infrastructure development, including the construction of hospitals and environment-friendly projects. In addition, it boasts more than 40 land and undersea tunnels, with more coming up soon. We can see from here that the Norwegian government has been wholly devoted to having “balanced development” so that the future generations can live in a clean, healthy and affluent environment.

You might also wonder how the government comes up with the massive NOK130mil (RM60.19mil) annual budget. The high income tax rate aside, another major source of revenue is its 25% VAT or value-added tax.

Additionally, since oil was first drilled in 1972, Norway was at one point the world’s fourth largest oil producer.

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The Arctic Cathedral in Tromsdalen was built in 1965, and inspired by Arctic nature.

And then there is the seafood export. More than 40 million people around the world are consuming seafood from Norway every day, especially salmon. Seafood export has become one of the three largest sources of income for Norway. Interestingly, it was the Norwegians who taught the Japanese how to eat raw salmon back in the 1980s, and today, Japan has emerged as the biggest buyer of Norwegian salmon!

Do we really have a paradise-like country on this planet? Yes, it is called Norway, a country spanning 385,207sq km with two-thirds of its terrains made up of mountains and highlands, with 239,057 big and small islands, 400,000 lakes, 1,190 fjords and 25,148km of coastline.
 

glockman

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In Norway, anybody can make a comfortable living

Norway has a population of 5.4 million. Almost everyone in this country owns a house, while poverty is practically unheard of.
Our tour guide in Stavanger (a bustling city in Norway) Laila said that the Norwegian government has a very robust foreign reserve position, and if spread evenly among its people, each citizen can get around RM2mil each!

No wonder our bus driver bragged that he was very rich. Besides a big house and big car, he said he also owns a seaside villa (in fact, there are about half a million private-owned villas in the country) and a private yacht (over a million private-owned)!

Each Norwegian is entitled to five weeks of paid holidays a year, too. It looks like the government is actually encouraging its people to go on holidays so that they can be more productive and creative when they return to work.

So, it is not an overstatement that the Norwegian aesthetic has become the byword for Scandinavian design. It’s their exceptional creativity that makes the country’s designs so popular and sought after the world over. As if that’s not enough, Norway is also synonymous with high income, high consumption, and high tax rates.

But why is it that with everything so “high” the people in this country are still able to lead such happy lives? The key lies in the super efficient government and civil service team. Norwegians have the unbelievable fighting spirit of their Viking ancestors. They are not only perfectionists at work, they also have a strong passion for their beloved motherland.

user posted image
Vigeland sculpture park or Vigelandpark in Oslo, Norway.

That said, for tourists like us, it’s extremely hard not to feel the pinch of Norway’s superlatively high goods prices. A plate of fried rice with a sunny-side up egg, plus a glass of water, costs RM85 at a fast food restaurant (inclusive of 27% VAT). I asked the Thai shop assistant why it was so expensive, and her reply was crude and straightforward: “Bro, you’re in Norway, not Thailand, OK?”

People living in Norway have grown accustomed to such exorbitant prices. Even a cup of coffee from a popular coffee chain and a veggie bagel would cost almost RM50! So, don’t blame travel agencies if we have to charge more for a Norway tour, as we do have to pay a very high rate for the tour bus, accommodation, food, admission tickets and others.

The locals don’t really think much of it though, probably because they are paid every well. In case you’re not aware, their salaries are about €5,200 euros a month, which is the third highest income rate in the world. Even a fresh graduate can afford to buy luxury items without having to bat an eyelid.

We arrived at the quiet little harbour of Tromso located within the Arctic Circle, where the sun never sets between May 21 and July 21 every year. To our pleasant surprise, even in such a remote outpost we managed to meet a young Malaysian lady who was working at a tiny coffee shop (she was in the country on a work-study visa). She told us that the hourly rate for working in the shop was RM80.

I started calculating in my head and realised that I would just need to work for an hour a day to buy fried rice for lunch; or work for two hours if I wanted to eat at a nice restaurant!

user posted image
When visiting Oslo, try to go on a fjord cruise tour.

So, it seems like you will always be able to earn more than enough in Norway. For the same amount of money you get there, you can actually afford royal treatment anywhere in South-East Asia.

My travel buddy Chan, who comes from from Klang, noted, “A part-time job pays upward of RM8 an hour in Malaysia, enough for a plate of mixed rice. And that same amount of money can make you a king in Myanmar.” While that is true, in Malaysia we unfortunately don’t get all the other benefits that Norwegians get.

My point is that the Norwegian government knows what it is doing to keep their economy on track. In this country, people are taxed between 36%b and 47.8% of their salaries (this includes paying for social insurance), and because of this high rate, you would probably think that Norwegians will try their best to evade tax. But it is actually the opposite – Norwegians are more than willing to pay their dues, as they have full confidence in the fairness and transparency of the taxation system. Excess payments will always be returned, often unexpected.

Also, if a taxpayer loses his or her job, he or she is entitled to long-term unemployment benefits. And if that’s not enough, the same person will also enjoy all kinds of perks until he dies, including free education, healthcare and public services. Child and old age benefits are also taken care of by the government.

Even foreign students in Norway are exempted from paying tuition fees, and in the event of an accident, hospitalisation and medical treatment for a foreign tourist will all be paid by the government. Unbelievable, right?

The government in Norway is also constantly investing in infrastructure development, including the construction of hospitals and environment-friendly projects. In addition, it boasts more than 40 land and undersea tunnels, with more coming up soon. We can see from here that the Norwegian government has been wholly devoted to having “balanced development” so that the future generations can live in a clean, healthy and affluent environment.

You might also wonder how the government comes up with the massive NOK130mil (RM60.19mil) annual budget. The high income tax rate aside, another major source of revenue is its 25% VAT or value-added tax.

Additionally, since oil was first drilled in 1972, Norway was at one point the world’s fourth largest oil producer.

user posted image
The Arctic Cathedral in Tromsdalen was built in 1965, and inspired by Arctic nature.

And then there is the seafood export. More than 40 million people around the world are consuming seafood from Norway every day, especially salmon. Seafood export has become one of the three largest sources of income for Norway. Interestingly, it was the Norwegians who taught the Japanese how to eat raw salmon back in the 1980s, and today, Japan has emerged as the biggest buyer of Norwegian salmon!

Do we really have a paradise-like country on this planet? Yes, it is called Norway, a country spanning 385,207sq km with two-thirds of its terrains made up of mountains and highlands, with 239,057 big and small islands, 400,000 lakes, 1,190 fjords and 25,148km of coastline.
The perfect country on earth. Breathtaking scenaries, large stretches of coast, free education and health care. Wonderful people with a great government. In my next life, I want to be Norwegian. Not Canadian. :biggrin:
 

LexLuthor

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The perfect country on earth. Breathtaking scenaries, large stretches of coast, free education and health care. Wonderful people with a great government. In my next life, I want to be Norwegian. Not Canadian. :biggrin:
Your wish will be granted.

In your next life, you will be a Norwegian - born in Oslo and raised in Mumbai. :thumbsup:

You will receive education in Uptron ACL. At the age of 21, you will move to Singapore via CECA network.

You will tie the knot with a virgin lady in Singapore whom you were acquainted in your previous life. You will experience her virginity and forever testify that she is a virgin. After your marriage, both of you will move to Johore Bahru and stay in a landed property.

This is called LPPL.:biggrin::thumbsup:
 

glockman

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Your wish will be granted.

In your next life, you will be a Norwegian - born in Oslo and raised in Mumbai. :thumbsup:

You will receive education in Uptron ACL. At the age of 21, you will move to Singapore via CECA network.

You will tie the knot with a virgin lady in Singapore whom you were acquainted in your previous life. You will experience her virginity and forever testify that she is a virgin. After your marriage, both of you will move to Johore Bahru and stay in a landed property.

This is called LPPL.:biggrin::thumbsup:
OMG, that's the ultimate nightmare!!:eek::eek::eek: What did I ever do to deserve such an LPPL scenario!!:cry::biggrin:
 

mudhatter

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at least they are ang moh kias, who are racially caucasoids

they have to be more sympathetic to their own kind, more humane, and more inventive and creative

not like copycat slanties, drones, work to death, no inventiveness, no brains, lousy IQ only fit for copying and perpetually stuck there.

always second tier at best.

the author is a chink let's not mince our words abt it

and if malaysia got as much oil/gas resources per capita, then after expelling the kafir pendatang, at least malaysia could have been abt 80% as well off

look at their neighbours, norway got all members of same religion, same race, same culture, no wars, no threats of war. nato membership means yanks take care of their defence

most of their exports consumed by their gayropean neighbours, again, not possible for most countries in other regions.

so yeah, with similar resources per capita, malaysia could have been abt 80% as well off after kicking out the evil kafir pendatang.
 
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