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Chitchat Chootchiew type of soccer questions

chootchiew

Alfrescian (Inf)
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My formation is also clown type. There will not be any striker.
I will put 2 players as defender (just in case) . Certain match I will just put 1. They are not expected to be involve if everything goes smoothly.
The rest 8 to 9 players will form a circle and pass the ball in clockwise , then anti clockwise in rythm with secs. In no time 90mins would have reached.

Having said that, of course many backup strategies need to be in place. The players will all form in circles near the edge so that if can't withhold just kickout the ball. When opponent tries to tackle near edge high chance they will be the last touch. Goalie play the 6secs holding and mis kick. Players all trained to fake injuries etc to prolong time.players all run and pick ball throw ball in god of gambler slow motion. The whole idea is not to let a normal game to resume and even pros player will feel like a clown.

France wouldn't have lost in et if they followed my strategy to form a circle to pass around till penalty shootout.
 

chootchiew

Alfrescian (Inf)
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They may have lost the penalty shoot-out, legs too tired from passing around. :biggrin:
Get the 1 or 2 defenders that I mentioned earlier to kick the penalty. Since likely they will not be involved in the passing .
Even they might lose the penalty shootout at least the chance is higher :p
 
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