"You see limpeh no up? Limpeh tell you, in my prime limpeh was a striker with the biggest club in the world. I played with Ronaldo, Rooney, Scholes, Giggs, Keane, van der Sar, Ferdinand, Vidic."
Dong Fangzhuo (Man Utd 2004 - 2009).
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"You see limpeh no up? Limpeh tell you, in my prime limpeh was a striker with the biggest club in the world. I played with Ronaldo, Rooney, Scholes, Giggs, Keane, van der Sar, Ferdinand, Vidic."
Dong Fangzhuo (Man Utd 2004 - 2009).
Gerrard: "GIMME THE BALL!!!"
Mourinho: "Eh, relax lah. This is just a ball, not the EPL trophy."
Gerrard: "Oops! I f**king slip again!"
Johnsen: "KNN..."
3rd player from left: Eh. why har? we are made to wear safety helmet during a football match?
3rd player from the right: It's for your own good, in Spain they throw bananas. in England they throw coins
but here the supporters are really hostile, they throw rocks and beer bottles.
Player in middle to player 2nd from right: "Oi! Don't do that! I saw you licking his nipple!"
Young: "You look familiar...have I seen you somewhere before?"
Nani: "I am Nani, your colleague lah!"
Young: "Pai seh! Haven't seen you around for so long. What happened to you? You went on maternity leave?"
Nani (sarcasm): "No lah. I went for reservist exercise in Brunei."
Young: "Eh...when was the last time we played together huh?"
Nani: "I think it was the 2012-2013 season."
Nani and Young start for Man U vs Sunderland, after months out through injury or non-selection.
Liverpool's advertising department managed to put in an advertisement at Goodison Park late in the second half.
(Everton lost 2-3 to Man City, severely denting Liverpool's title chances.)
Giggs: "Seow leow. Ferguson fell asleep. He did not fall asleep when Moyes was manager. I guess he is not going to endorse me as manager?"
Wenger: "We finished in the top four and qualify for the Champions League! Yayyy!!!!"
(Arsene Wenger said previously that qualifying for Champions League is as good as winning a trophy.)
Suarez: "KNN. I scored 30 goals this season to almost single-handedly haul Liverpool to the English premiership title, then Gerrard slipped and let in one goal. One lousy, miserable goal."
Rogers: "The title could be decided on goal difference. City has a better goal difference of 9 goals. We need Suarez to score 10 goals against Crystal Palace."
Gerrard: "How are we going to tell that to him? He is still very upset with me for my f**king slip."
Dad: "Don't cry. Seeing Fulham relegated is heart-breaking, but there are others who are even more heart-broken than you. Think of the Man United fans, the Liverpool fans, the Chelsea fans, the Tottenham fans, the Barcelona fans..."
Son: "Thanks dad. You are so wise, always puts things in the right perspective. You've made me feel better already."
KNN, all my life playing football, I never slip, why I slip that day?
Something fishy, I am looking for clues, Mourinho must have done something to the pitch.
Stevie G:Have you guys find anything yet?
Joe Allen: Nothing here, captain.
Martin Skrtel:Yeah, I will be looking for you captaincy role next season.
"Eh, why do we have to wear helmets huh?"
"Haven't you heard? One fan will killed by a toilet bowl!"
"What a shitty way to die!"
Soccer fan killed by toilet bowl
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ccer-fans-40-days-nation-hosts-World-Cup.html
Paul Gascoigne (46 years old): "Newcastle owner Mike Ashley asked me to make a comeback. He said Newcastle don't have any good creative midfielders wor."
Sturridge: "First I left Man City, then I left Chelsea for "the biggest club in England". Why, oh why, did I leave Man City?"
"I'm at the biggest club in England."
http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/latest-news/i-m-at-the-biggest-club-in-england
Gerrard: "Don't cry. We will be champions next season."
Suarez: "I would not be around next season. I am going to Real Madrid."
Suarez: "So what if I get a three match ban for crying? I will not be in England next season."
Vidic: "No matter what, I MUST NOT cry, otherwise kena three match ban."
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