Caption Your Pics.

[Baimi]

You know why I did not sack Mackay, this burgar
dare to fight with me for that last seed of mao shan wang durian,
during the x'mas party. But I like it because I don't want to lose
a durian kaki.

 

[oldnews]

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VT : Say after me ' Malaysia Boleh'

 

[Baimi]

Eh, why did VT like you so much that he wanted to appoint you as manager of Cardiff.
Oh, during the interview he just asked me one question, he asked me do you like durian?
I said, I eat durian more than I eat rice, and the job is mine, simple as that.

 

[Baimi]

Hey, like the souvenir I gave you last season?

 

[oldnews]

LS ' Hey Bran later I reintroduce your ear to my teeth ok ? '

 

[oldnews]

Moyes : Ya I also got a stinker from this Gopal fucker yesterday.

AVB : Is it?

 

[Baimi]

Pepe Mel: Why so smelly, am I inside the MRT?

 

[Baimi]

I'm sorry, I can't give you a penalty, the money did
not arrive on time.

#the following game against Aston Villa, Suarez get a penalty.

 

[Baimi]

Henderson: Steve, Suarez wants me to tell you that while you are away injured
we play better when he is captain. What do you think?
Stevie G:CB kia Suarez, I should have asked the manager to sell him.

 

[oldnews]

SG : Look I think I'm getting a hard on.

H : Come I PCC for you.

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[Baimi]

Use you brain, Anton Casey before you say something stoodpig again.
And I hope you are not Liverpool supporter.

 

[Baimi]

Hey, why is Anton Casey doing here??!!
Can someone get him out of here.

 

[Baimi]

Dawson: Referee, lu ka limpeh jaga.
Referee: Jaga kii lan, buay song limpeh hor lu ang card.
Paulinho: Kong simi lan Jiao, ai pah lai lah.

 

[Baimi]

CR: Look, am I a little bald here?
GB: Let's get this straight, I am not here to discuss your hair.
I'm here to score goals, ok.

 

[ttlttl64]

He always got it!

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Moyes: "SMRT CEO Desmond Quek complained that he has got the toughest job in the world? I wonder if he would like to swap jobs."

 

[Baimi]

Felix Magath:Regret not taking the job of SMRT CEO, what worst can it be?
the most is the MRT breaks down everyday, I can always take the bus.

 

[Baimi]

Reporter: So, it is safe?
VT: Of course it is safe to visit Malaysia.
Reporter: I mean your team?
VT: Sure, they will be safe, they will travel by my private jet to Malaysia during off season.
Reporter: I am asking if your team safe from relegation, stoopid jiuhukia!
VT: You stoopid reporter, next time ask me in Bahasa Melayu.

(Flight MH370 went missing after taking off from KL to Beijing 0n 8 March 2014)

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Vincent Tan: "Of course it is safe to Visit Malaysia lah! What about that missing MH370? That plane was departing from Malaysia. Once it leaves Malaysia air space it is not longer safe."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Eto'o: "WTF! When I signed for Woodlands Wellington, they did not tell me the retirement age in Singapore has been raised to 67."