Caption Your Pics.

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Mancini: "KNN, the owners always come up with a lot of stupid and embarrassing ideas. Just because they are rich does not mean that they know anything about football. First it was the Upturn the Downturn move, then the Funpack Lady Ga Ga move, and now this stupid Wally Water move. Wa mai jo liao (I quit)!"

 

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Maradona: "Messi, you are a great player but I am still better than you by this little bit."

 

[Baimi]

One last throw and we all siam, agree.
ALL: ONZ>......

 

[Baimi]

ooeeeiiii, knn, after tossing me so high up everybody siam....

 

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Referee: "Eh Bale, your team-mates asked me to pass you a message: go back and they will toss you up again. They promise to catch you this time, and not to siam."

Bale: "No, I don't believe them. They 'pian gin na' (bluff little kids) one."

 

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Ferguson: "Congratulations! Would you like to sign for Man United?"
Robben: "Eh, I thought that you are retired and no longer in charge? Moyes is now the new manager, isn't he?"
Ferguson: "I no longer in charge? You actually believe that rubbish!!??"

(Ferguson presenting Arjen Robben with his Man of the Match award at Champions League final.)

 

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Heynckes: "DON'T siam and drop me ahh! Otherwise you all go straight back to training on Sunday morning."

 

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Robben: "What do you mean the goal is disallowed because I handled the ball? I did not use my hands, even though I have four of them."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Schweinsteiger: "Wah boss, your dancing is awful."
Heynckes: "That's why I am only a football manager, not a dance instructor."

 

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Ronaldo: "Oh no! Not the Wally Water jig!"

 

[DorkVader69DogVader]

As usual never quote source.

 

[Danube]

Yeah fucking retards.

No standard. Just pure plagarising.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Bale: "I am changing my name to Sale."

(Bale the target of a massive bid from Real Madrid.)

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Bale: "Not all white colour strips are the same. $ome look$ $marter than other$."

 

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Hart: "Hey guys, those two boys asked if we want to have a match with them."

Rest of Ingerland players: "No! They will run rings round us and we will look damn malu. Just keep walking and look straight. Don't talk to them."

 

[Baimi]

Here we are training for Beach football, just in case the
court ruling that Maracana stadium is unsafe to play.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Bale: "Excuse me Ronaldo. Your transfer fee was 80 million pounds, but now I am valued at 85 million pounds. Please go behind me."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Ronaldo: "911147? Hmm...the number sounds familiar....hey! that's the phone number of my girlfriend!"

 

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Rooney: "So Ferguson reckons that I am over the hill eh? Not good enuf for Man U first team eh? But I am still the best striker for Ingerland. Watch my shooting accuracy. I am going to shoot the ball at the defender's kar chng."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Suarez: "This is the final straw! I am definitely quitting Liverpool. I'd rather die than to wear this awful strip for the new season."