MB: This is the deal I was looking for, 40,000 bananas per week. Money is not important.
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MB: This is the deal I was looking for, 40,000 bananas per week. Money is not important.
Don't worry, my dear fans, I have finished off with Roberto Mancini,
I will have more fun with this botak.
MB : This the deal I was looking for, 40,000 bananas a week not including bonus bananas. Who needs money?
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Lim Chee Guan bak kwa!
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Ingerland players: "WTF, the boss pay us $50 each to wake up so early in the morning to queue for bak kwa."
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