ATM Looneys

[darkavgr]

I have packed my bags and ready to go It's our first vacation together. I haven't felt this sort of "excitement" for a long time since I have been single for a while. Vacation has been either with Sue, or alone :(.

Anyway, I neededsome cash for the trip and decided to withdraw some from the POSB Atm near his place after breakfast a while ago.

OMG, a long queue for the POSB ATM and I was 6th in the line.

The chap who was currently first at the machine was talking on his mobile, calling some friend, speaking in some strange hokkien accent (I guessed it's M'sian-style hokkien), asking for some account number. Oh hell, why do we have so many idiots on this island. For heaven's sake, when you are using the damn ATM, stop talking on the damn phone. There is a frigging long queue behind you! Be considerate, Mr Foreigner!

Next, the Fatty Ah Soh. OMG, if you need cash, just press Fast Cash 50, 100, 200, 500, 1000. Why the frigging shit do you need to press "Withdrawal", key in the amount 100 and then have a receipt, which she threw it into the bin anyway. Brainless Ah Soh! And why does this UFO need to stand there and count her 2 pieces of $50 and taking her bloody sweet time to move aside! Hell!

Ok, the next 3 were fast and I have no complaints.

The one before me was a friggin Alien from Planet Pluto. I suspect she is a Pinay! I am not sure even what the fxxx she was doing, inserting in card, taking out card, inserting in card again, taking out card. It went on for a full 5 to 10 minutes! Even the guy behind me was making those Tsk Tsk sound of displeasure.

Hell! The ATM is meant for withdrawal of cash and not for you to make complex transactions! If you want to do those, use Internet banking or GO TO THE BANK DIRECTLY!

Bunch of Looneys! Swines!

Go airport & withdraw...lots of ATMs after you check in
Always no Q

 

[girlgirl]

Don't forget to bring your Mui Mui bag. Maybe your Prata bag too.

 

[eatshitndie]

good morning sister. glad that you arrived ok and started to enjoy street scenes, sightseeing, and......hopefully sex (with the swine). :p

i'm a porcine lover just like you. bacon, bacon, bacon and egg benedict for breakfast! yum yum. :o

 

[eatshitndie]

Brother Eat, I actually chose something like what you posted! Though they aren't pajamas and certainly not pink ... eeks...that's too girly for me.

i get horny when chicks board and sleep in these.....:p

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Good evening Jah.

True, they even had the audacity to ask me for some money to take taxi, to which I politely said No.

luckily i never kena this before from shit skins. i ignore those fuckers when they ask me questions on the street. once a fucking paki asked me to help him fill in his immigration form when i was on a plane and he was at my row luckily there was an empty seat between us cos the fucker was too stupid to fill it in himself. Probably doesn't know his own name/DOB etc. Told him to fuck off.

 

[wikiphile]

Greetings from Bangkok.

Looks like you are not a gentlemen after all, taking advantage of my time off to hit below the belt. Speaks a lot about your character. Need I say more

From gaylord, to transgender, to student, to old man, and now a middle-age man. As I said, it's a matter of time before you reach a conjecture suicide.

Bye for now. Time for a nice massage.

And have a good night rest.

Felicitations! You have realized that i am someone who i have never claimed to be all this time. Took you a while to figured it out but you got there, that is the spirit!
I doubt you realized the limitations of my speculations, like the river Euphrates, Nile, Yangtze and Tiber that gave life, it springs forth with adulation. I am the gift that keeps on giving and you are the puzzle that needs no guessing.