erection2015
Alfrescian (InfP) + C
*A man with stomach pains goes to the hospital. The doctor tells him it's
constipation and that he'll need to use suppositories. The man is instructed
to drop his pants and bend over, whereupon the doctor shoves the tablet up
his behind. *
*
"You'll have to do the same thing every six hours for a week," says the
doctor.
Later that evening, the man is having difficulty inserting another
suppository and decides to ask his wife for help. He tells her what to do,
then drops his pants and bends over. She proceeds to put one hand on his
shoulder and with the other shoves the suppository home.
**
"Damn!" screams the man.
"What's the matter?" she asks. "Did I hurt you?"
"No," he replies, "but I just realized that the doctor had both hands on my
shoulder"
*
constipation and that he'll need to use suppositories. The man is instructed
to drop his pants and bend over, whereupon the doctor shoves the tablet up
his behind. *
*
"You'll have to do the same thing every six hours for a week," says the
doctor.
Later that evening, the man is having difficulty inserting another
suppository and decides to ask his wife for help. He tells her what to do,
then drops his pants and bends over. She proceeds to put one hand on his
shoulder and with the other shoves the suppository home.
**
"Damn!" screams the man.
"What's the matter?" she asks. "Did I hurt you?"
"No," he replies, "but I just realized that the doctor had both hands on my
shoulder"
*
