1) He loaned Lee Kuan Yew his lecture notes while studying at Cambridge. After spending 2 decades away from legal practice and in banking (1971-1989), he was appointed Chief Justice in 1990, retiring only in 2006. This judge, often accused of convicting indiscriminately, and leaving the burden of proof to the accused instead of the accuser, is:
a) J B Jeyaratnam
b) Francis Seow
c) Yong Pung How
2) As Attorney General, Chan Sek Keong submitted in 1997 that although the Parliamentary Elections Act forbade unauthorised persons to loiter within 200 metres of polling stations on polling day, this did not apply to unauthorised persons ‘inside’ said stations. So how did Goh Chok Tong et al get inside the polling stations without breaking the law?
a) Climbed through a toilet window without bars
b) Sneaked through a MRT tunnel excavation
c) Just walked past with a nudge and a wink
3) In Volume 73, Hansard Report of Parliamentary Debates 2001, MP Lily Neo, in pointing out that mammography in the polyclinics is only applicable to women aged 50 years and above on demand, and there is also a co-payment fee of $50 for each screening, queried if the Minister should facilitate more women to go for early screening. What was Lim Hng Kiang’s response?
a) save on Starbucks coffee and support local kopitiams
b) save on ERP charges and take the train
c) save on one hairdo and use the money for breast screening
4) International branding company Interbrand was paid this amount by National Development Minister Mah Bow Tan to rename “Marina Bay” as “Marina Bay”:
a) $4,000
b) $40,000
c) $400,000
5) Angered by Lee Kuan Yew’s prediction that the rupiah will fall should he succeed Suharto as President of Indonesia, vice president B.J. Habibie christianed Singapore as:
a) a little piece of snot
b) a little red twat
c) a little red dot
6) On the eve of the polling day in the 1997 General Elections, then-Prime Minister Goh Chok Tong had this message for the electorate:
a) free abalone and shark fin porridge
b) $180 million for upgrading if residents vote for the PAP
c) estates risk becoming “slums” if they voted otherwise
7) Member of Parliament (Ang Mo Kio GRC) Wee Siew Kim had to apologize publicly twice as a result of his daughter posting this in her blog:
a) WHY do all the idiots have my surname why?!
b) if you’re not good enough, life will kick you in the balls
c) my future isn’t certain but i guess right now it’s a lot brighter than most people’s
d) please, get out of my elite uncaring face
e) all of the above
8) Disputing that TT Durai, as head of the National Kidney Foundation (NKF), was overpaid, Mrs Goh Chok Tong claimed his $600,000 compensation plus perks is:
a) loose change
b) shopping money
c) peanuts
9) The longest-serving political prisoner in the history of Singapore is:
a) Mas Selamat Kastari
b) Chee Soon Juan
c) Chia Thye Poh
10) The highest paid head of state in the world is:
a) Barack Obama, President of USA
b) Hu Jintao, President of China
c) Lee Hsien Loong, Prime Minister of Singapore
See who knows the answer to all of the above
a) J B Jeyaratnam
b) Francis Seow
c) Yong Pung How
2) As Attorney General, Chan Sek Keong submitted in 1997 that although the Parliamentary Elections Act forbade unauthorised persons to loiter within 200 metres of polling stations on polling day, this did not apply to unauthorised persons ‘inside’ said stations. So how did Goh Chok Tong et al get inside the polling stations without breaking the law?
a) Climbed through a toilet window without bars
b) Sneaked through a MRT tunnel excavation
c) Just walked past with a nudge and a wink
3) In Volume 73, Hansard Report of Parliamentary Debates 2001, MP Lily Neo, in pointing out that mammography in the polyclinics is only applicable to women aged 50 years and above on demand, and there is also a co-payment fee of $50 for each screening, queried if the Minister should facilitate more women to go for early screening. What was Lim Hng Kiang’s response?
a) save on Starbucks coffee and support local kopitiams
b) save on ERP charges and take the train
c) save on one hairdo and use the money for breast screening
4) International branding company Interbrand was paid this amount by National Development Minister Mah Bow Tan to rename “Marina Bay” as “Marina Bay”:
a) $4,000
b) $40,000
c) $400,000
5) Angered by Lee Kuan Yew’s prediction that the rupiah will fall should he succeed Suharto as President of Indonesia, vice president B.J. Habibie christianed Singapore as:
a) a little piece of snot
b) a little red twat
c) a little red dot
6) On the eve of the polling day in the 1997 General Elections, then-Prime Minister Goh Chok Tong had this message for the electorate:
a) free abalone and shark fin porridge
b) $180 million for upgrading if residents vote for the PAP
c) estates risk becoming “slums” if they voted otherwise
7) Member of Parliament (Ang Mo Kio GRC) Wee Siew Kim had to apologize publicly twice as a result of his daughter posting this in her blog:
a) WHY do all the idiots have my surname why?!
b) if you’re not good enough, life will kick you in the balls
c) my future isn’t certain but i guess right now it’s a lot brighter than most people’s
d) please, get out of my elite uncaring face
e) all of the above
8) Disputing that TT Durai, as head of the National Kidney Foundation (NKF), was overpaid, Mrs Goh Chok Tong claimed his $600,000 compensation plus perks is:
a) loose change
b) shopping money
c) peanuts
9) The longest-serving political prisoner in the history of Singapore is:
a) Mas Selamat Kastari
b) Chee Soon Juan
c) Chia Thye Poh
10) The highest paid head of state in the world is:
a) Barack Obama, President of USA
b) Hu Jintao, President of China
c) Lee Hsien Loong, Prime Minister of Singapore
See who knows the answer to all of the above
