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How to deal with seat-hoarding aunties in the MRT

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How to deal with 'sleepy' man in the MRT.

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From: BurgerKingSg | February 01, 2011 | 1,815 views
You know the type. Stiff as a log, knocked out cold, and oh-so-awake. Sure, there are some who are truly in need of a short respite-we're not going to judge-but most of them need to enroll into acting school first.
Chicken thinks the lusting after of seats has to stop. Chicken thinks it's ridiculous. Chicken also thinks that just because you're not sitting on the Priority Seats, you automatically get a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card.
 

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How to deal with fart attacks in the MRT.

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When traveling in a contained, air-conditioned airspace, one of the worst things that can happen is to be in the presence of a fart. Hopefully foreign.

Chicken has decided to take matters into his own hands and revenge anyone who has ever been victimised—and to show you how it's done.
 

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How to deal with creepy man in the MRT

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From: BurgerKingSg | February 01, 2011 | 1,622 views

You've seen those shady characters. They operate alone. Always on the prow. And creeps the crap out of you. They will slide up to the nearest sweet-young-thing faster than you can mutter "Ewww."
Chicken has seen enough. Chicken conducts a master class on stealth, shock and surprise.
 

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How to deal with pole-leaners in the MRT

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From: BurgerKingSg | February 01, 2011 | 2,665 views

They are selfish. They are blind. And they are also boneless. Like bees to honey and flies to... They are genetically wired to be drawn to shiny, cool, steel poles. Especially when they are coated with human hands.
Chicken knows how it feels. Chicken doesn't like it one bit. Chicken thinks there's only one way to deal with creatures like these.
 

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Chicken vs Crotch Hitting Girlfriend

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From: BurgerKingSg | January 10, 2011 | 100,065 views

Don't piss off women. And if you do, guard your privates!
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Chicken vs Taxi Snatcher

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From: BurgerKingSg | January 10, 2011 | 17,936 views

Rude taxi snatcher is taught a lesson by a chicken.
 
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