Was in an Indian restaurant. The waiter happens to be Chinese so ask him why he is working in a Indian restaurant. His answer is surprising, Indian waiters with their mustaches are perceived as dirty by diners so Indian boss decides to hire hairless chinese. There is a virgin bayi who asked his dad how to find his bride c-hole. The old man told him to feel for the hole with hairs around it. Later the night, the drunken groom went to the darkened room, felt for the hairy hole and quickly put his dick in. Too bad he went into the wrong room and put it in his dad's mouth. Since then I have an aversion to mustaches.