LHL Made Bad Jokes Abt China

[Confuseous]

You may have heard this one before, in Singapore or in Washington.
A new guy arrives in prison, is introduced to his cellmate, and tries to settle in. At mealtime, the two take their places at the mess hall.
Just when the new prisoner starts on his chow, he hears another prisoner shout, "22!" Everyone bursts into laughter spontaneously.
A few minutes later, another prisoner calls out, "36!" The prisoners are besides themselves, practically rolling in the aisles.
"What's going on here?" asks the new prisoner, turning to his smiling mentor.
"Well, we only have one joke book in here. After so many times of retelling, everyone more or less knows them all by heart. Now, when someone wants to tell a joke, all he does is mention the number of the joke. Everybody remembers the joke, and they laugh just as hard as if it was told the first time."
"I see," replied the new prisoner. "It is a curious custom, but I suppose it does save time."
Soon, the new prisoner got hold of the book, and starts to memorize some of the jokes. At the next opportunity, he screws up his courage to tell his first joke for the lunchroom crowd.
"53!" he called out with all the vigor he could muster.
There was absolute silence in the hall. Chagrined, he turned to his cellmate buddy to ask why no one laughed.
"Well," replied his friend, "I guess some people can tell a joke, and some can't."

- http://singaporedesk.blogspot.sg/2013/04/just-for-laffs.html

 

[winners]

if he has to resort to sabotaging his staff, that's also no good for him.

either way, LHL turns out to be a big loser in this saga

It's a well known fact in the local political arena that Pinky and Woody has bad blood between them.

 

[steffychun]

It's a well known fact in the local political arena that Pinky and Woody has bad blood between them.

I prefer Woody. At least he didnt do a MSMH

 

[TracyTan866]

yes..indeed some can tell jokes better and some cant..LHL shd know where he stands

 

[TracyTan866]

It's a well known fact in the local political arena that Pinky and Woody has bad blood between them.

GCT had his opportunity to do SG a favour but he did seize it and he is now answerable to Singaporeans

 

[TracyTan866]

I prefer Woody. At least he didnt do a MSMH

yes..LHL is very bad

 

[steffychun]

yes..LHL is very bad

yeah yeah TT

 

[TracyTan866]

yeah yeah TT

LHL treats Singaporeans as digits of production. what good has LHL done for Singaporeans?

 

[steffychun]

LHL treats Singaporeans as digits of production. what good has LHL done for Singaporeans?

Do you have to reply to my thread. No linkage.

 

[lesMISERABLES]

Like they used to say, when you see Pinky, Zorro, Kee Chiu or Hee-Haw Malu-Money around, you know that the circus is in town.

 

[lesMISERABLES]

His father wanted to consolidate all the power and wealth within the family, so he was appointed as the PM.

Nothing new under the sun. Just like the Chiangs in Taiwan, the Marcos in Philippines, and Suhartos in Indonesia.

And allow me to add: the Al-Assads of Syria, the Kims of North Korea

 

[TracyTan866]

Do you have to reply to my thread. No linkage.

yes.......are you offended?

 

[blackmondy]

LHL treats Singaporeans as digits of production. what good has LHL done for Singaporeans?

Lots of hum (harm).

 

[escher]

LHL treats Singaporeans as digits of production. what good has LHL done for Singaporeans?

It was the what is known as the Old Guards that really brought Singapore up.
Goh Keng Swee, Toh Chin Chye and those kind.

What the fuck has smear of shit on sole of shoe LKY ever done for us?
He did nothing but to grap for himself what others done, screwing and fucking us of money for his billions to play in Stinkapore sovereign funds
Goh ChoK Tong is nothing but a fucking balless puppet and eunuch of LKY who contributed fuckoff but helping himself to the $$$$$ LKY gave to him

The best LHL is to make himself Field Marshallissimo.
At least he can make the entire world laugh without him having to say anything or to make any monkey faces.

 

[halsey02]

i wonder how Hwei Yen' father feels abt LHL now?

She will be waiting for him! see whoever comes in first papa or the son?!

 

[TracyTan866]

Lots of hum (harm).

yes, LHL has done a lot of harm to SG and Singaporeans.

He portrays Singaporeans as the bad guys to foreigners

 

[TracyTan866]

It was the what is known as the Old Guards that really brought Singapore up.
Goh Keng Swee, Toh Chin Chye and those kind.

What the fuck has smear of shit on sole of shoe LKY ever done for us?
He did nothing but to grap for himself what others done, screwing and fucking us of money for his billions to play in Stinkapore sovereign funds
Goh ChoK Tong is nothing but a fucking balless puppet and eunuch of LKY who contributed fuckoff but helping himself to the $$$$$ LKY gave to him

The best LHL is to make himself Field Marshallissimo.
At least he can make the entire world laugh without him having to say anything or to make any monkey faces.

You have a clear mind...we need more singaporeans like you

 

[TracyTan866]

She will be waiting for him! see whoever comes in first papa or the son?!

many singaporeans are waiting to see who goes first too

 

[jw5]

It was the what is known as the Old Guards that really brought Singapore up.
Goh Keng Swee, Toh Chin Chye and those kind.

What the fuck has smear of shit on sole of shoe LKY ever done for us?

As the members of the old guard (and not referring to wooden and his motley crew) slowly either died or retired, things became worse and worse.
It's gettting clearer and clearer by the day who the guy with the least contribution is. The clue is that he stayed on.
You might even argue his contributions went into the negative as time went on.
The most scary part is that there are people who have inherited or developed many of his traits.

 

[escher]

As the members of the old guard (and not referring to wooden and his motley crew) slowly either died or retired, things became worse and worse.
It's gettting clearer and clearer by the day who the guy with the least contribution is. The clue is that he stayed on.
You might even argue his contributions went into the negative as time went on.
The most scary part is that there are people who have inherited or developed many of his traits.

In about end 1980s, that smear of shit on sole of shoe LKY engineered the enbloc resignations of the old guards so that his LHL and the new guards could come in.
Those new guards are GCT known that time to be a balless and gutless parasitic worm from LKY backside hole, WKS and a whole bunch of cockroaches, collectively with even less balls than GCT, who cared only for themselves and greedy and slimy beyond belief then.

All the grandiose talk of LKY in earlier days of democracy and rights of man was nothing but whitewash of his black stinking heart to be rich and powerful for only himself and his family and crushing utterly anyone who stood up against him.

I knew many of the old guards. Never liked what they did then , but I respected them for their integrity. TCC and a few more of the old guards knew me very well.


Man! DID THEY CURSED LKY FOR BEING A FUCKING DICTATOR, AND FORCING ALL OF THEM OUT.

SINKIES WERE SO FUCKING MESMERISED BY THAT BASTARD OLD MAN THAT THEY SAID NO POINT TO TRY TO FIGHT LKY AS SINKIES DID NOT STAND BY THEM.

I COULD NOT BLAME THE OLD GUARDS AT ALL WHEN THEY WERE PAID OFF TO GO AWAY QUIETLY. SINKIES DID NOT EVEN STAND BY THEM TO FIGHT LKY AS WHAT THEY TOLD ME.

So sinkies got what they fucking deserved, screwed and fucked by that old man and billions upon billions taken from them.