"As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wonderous thing
 happened, why not? They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that
 spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets - including two
 gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right
 distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them - Earth.
 So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg!  
 And no one could've been happier, unless it would've also been
 Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray!"
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