Serious Zikapore Running Very Low On Water! Use Less Water Please!

[dr.wailing]

when thirsty,ask sinkies to imagine lemon juice or something sour and they will salivate and not be thirsty anymore which is what they do in ancient chinese war.

Ancient Chinese got drink lemon juice meh? Lemon isn't native to Cheena.

 

[dr.wailing]

Why should he leave Zikapore? what has he done wrong?

So Wooden Goh's daughter is living in the UK. What has she done wrong?

 

[Papsmearer]

So Wooden Goh's daughter is living in the UK. What has she done wrong?

Wooden's daughter married an angmo tuakee. She is nothing more then a sarong party girl that likes angmo lancheow and want a UK citizenship. Her situation is different, ok?

 

[Agoraphobic]

The Tried and Tested solution is to implement costs for water. Just differentiate between water used for drinking and medical purpose and that for washing cars/clothes and watering plants. To do these, install measuring devices at water outlets. Of course the people living close to these water taps will have to cover the costs. They should take it with pride that it is for the social good of the nation. ONE Singapore!

Cheers!

 

[eatshitndie]

The Tried and Tested solution is to implement costs for water. Just differentiate between water used for drinking and medical purpose and that for washing cars/clothes and watering plants. To do these, install measuring devices at water outlets. Of course the people living close to these water taps will have to cover the costs. They should take it with pride that it is for the social good of the nation. ONE Singapore!

Cheers!

what about sinkie uncle and tiongbu washing their genitalia after cheonging? will that be grey water or potable water?

 

[winnipegjets]

I brought my family to the onsen today. Water rationing is only for the poor. The rich folk like us will continue to enjoy our onsens, swimming pools, water fountains and songkran parties.

Are you suggesting that the poor drink the pee of the rich as well?

 

[syed putra]

U forgot, Shower with Someone of the Opposite Sex. 2 people shower at the same time will save money.

The opposite will happen. The shower will take 30 minutes long.

 

[Papsmearer]

what about sinkie uncle and tiongbu washing their genitalia after cheonging? will that be grey water or potable water?

Who says tiongbu wash their cunts after screwing?

 

[Justmythots]

Do you think your Prime Ministar will ask Sinkies to do the following:

8 golden ways to save water

1. Shower once every two days
2. Wash clothes once every fortnight
3. Don't brush teeth in the morning. Do it before going to bed
4. Don't eat rice, eat mee goreng or beehoon goreng. Compared to the latter 2 dishes, a lot more water is needed to cook rice
5. Don't cook soup or gravy-heavy dishes like mee siam mai hum
6. Don't buy vegetables that need rinsing. Buy tomatoes, potatoes, pumpkins that don't need rinsing
7. Don't drink 8 glasses of water daily. Drink 1 glass of water a day. It's doable because Muslims can achieve that during Ramadan
8. When taking medicine, don't drink water to help swallow pills. Use own saliva.

If each and every inhabitant of Zikapore can follow through all of the above, there'll be no water crisis whatsoever.

What the fuck is "beehoon goreng" and who the fuck eats that