Your next Nominated MP will be

[steffychun]

https://mothership.sg/2018/04/xiaxue-nmp-wendy-cheng/

Allegedly popular Internet person Xiaxue has indicated that she wants to enter Parliament by putting herself up for the role of Nominated Member of Parliament (NMP).

The announcement appeared on Xiaxue’s social media accounts on April 1, 2018.


She has clarified that it is not an April Fools’ Day joke.

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Parliament is a joke anyway.

 

[batman1]

Just be prepared to answer "yes or no"

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Good riddance! Is the attention whore so hungry for exposure ?!

Why not run naked along Orchard on a weekend?!

 

[Annunaki]

Fuck xiaxue I nominate gay fuck jolovan wham and fat fuck Kirsten han to fuck things up in parliament.

 

[ballsoffire]

might as well have bui bui kirsten and han hui hui be NMP too!

 

[ToaPehGong]

might as well have bui bui kirsten and han hui hui be NMP too!

I'll nominate Hui Ying to be NMP and dance plus lip sync during parliamentary session!

 

[steffychun]

Fuck xiaxue I nominate gay fuck jolovan wham and fat fuck Kirsten han to fuck things up in parliament.

I rather have Thum PJ. Have another 6 hour session.

 

[JohnTan]

Xiaxue is a responsible sinkie. She would make a fine NMP in Parliament.

 

[eatshitndie]

i prefer her in pink with double middle fingers.

 

[bobby]

Why we still need NMPs for fuck?

NMPs were created when there were no opposition MPs in the gahmen to appease the public.

MPs that have no say in Parliament are more useless than semen in a condom.

Save taxpayers money....

 

[Hangover]

Her level of bimboicity is disgrace to Singaporean women.

 

[quelone]

My two big balls say no need for NMP.

 

[steffychun]

Her level of bimboicity is disgrace to Singaporean women.

She a bimbo meh?

 

[eatshitndie]

from xiaxue herself.

 

[Cottonmouth]

from xiaxue herself.

Lanjiao Loong can lick my pink cheebye.

 

[Cottonmouth]

 

[Hangover]

from xiaxue herself.

Online celebrities and hosts were shortlisted in the past, so I am not surprised if she is shortlisted. NMP shortlists in the past includes people of weird background as long as they themselves align with the incumbent or the seniors in their families who were former high-profile civil servants.

 

[Hangover]

My laptop screen almost cracked.

 

[Hangover]

She a bimbo meh?

bloggers and many so-called influencers have questionable values.
They write articles or stir shit like getting into fake quarrels with another online celebrity, to get publicity.

 

[Hangover]

Xiaxue is a responsible sinkie. She would make a fine NMP in Parliament.

Come on, I bet your wife is prettier and hotter on your bed, with the same lightning logo and wordings.